Roan
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Film & TV Graduate | Doom Console Ports Expert | CRT Appreciator 🟥🟩🟦 | 22 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🖤🩶🤍💜
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obfuscation

#GlitchArt
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Resident Evil continues.

I finally died for the first time. Not to any of the fearsome monsters encountered thus far but to a damn boulder.

Then I hit a puzzle that requires an item I completely missed and will have to backtrack to find.

Video games, baby.

#crt #retrogaming #residentevil
Jill Sandwich rushes hurriedly down a dark and spooky forest trail, Beretta M92F at the ready. Malicious birds and malcontent dogs stalk her from the shadows, ready to waste her ammo. Jill enters a room, shotgun ready, unaware that the largest and hairiest tarantula ever lurks just above her head. This photographer, dear reader, loosed a sort of Hank Hill-esque "buhhhhhh!" in terror. Jill investigates an underwater control room as a gigantic battle-scarred Great White shark smashes its snout into the glass, eying her for a meal. Having now slain giant spiders and sharks, Jill Sandwich bravely continues her quest into darkness, emboldened in her ability to whoop ass. Her trusty shotgun (the regular kind, because she callously let Richard die) yearns for more combat.
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
The road to quadrilateral enlightenment...

📺: Sega Visions, Dec/January 1995
A page scan featuring an illustration of Akira Yuki from Virtua Fighter doing a classic cross-legged and arms out at the side and fingers curled zen meditation pose, all while engulfed in a fiery red aura. 

"Patience is a virtua."
roanhair.bsky.social
Neither did I! There's also a cool grey variant too that I'd like to get my hands on some day.
roanhair.bsky.social
Got a Japanese original Xbox controller today. Was surprised to see that the ABXY buttons were slightly different, with the letters being embossed which is pretty cool. I primarily got it because I like the centre circle being bright green like the console itself.
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I've played 60 hours of Destiny 2 in just two weeks, what have I become?
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Thought it'd be fun to make a tier list of all the consoles I've played on.
The placement of a few might be a smidge controversial, and I never noticed how much of a PlayStation bias I had until now.
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Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors
Arcade, 1994
Capcom

Happy Fighting Game Friday.

A different Darkstalkers iteration for every Friday of Spooky Month, starting here with the original from 1994.

This roster is chock-full of memorable, charming character designs.

#crt #retrogaming #fgc
Outside a pub on wine-soaked cobblestones, martial artist werewolf Jon Talbain prepares to block a double claw swipe from mostly-nude cat woman Felicia. Vampire Lord Dmitri blasphemously performs a Christ Air jump kick to the head of sexy succubus Morrigan in her gothic lady lair. In their rematch in Dmitri's vampire lair, with his mind-controlled brides spectating, sexy succubus Morrigan takes her revenge, knocking his feet out from under him with an aerobatic, gravity-defying sweep kick. Talbain and Felicia meet for a second bout on a rooftop bathed in pink neon light. Jon's ferocious wolf nature contrasts with Felicia's feminine feline agility.
roanhair.bsky.social
Glad to hear it! It's perfect for this time of year. The atmosphere and sound design is what seals the deal for me.
roanhair.bsky.social
And that's a wrap for Doom 3, first game for the spooky season complete. Feeling like continuing the sci-fi horror thing I've got got going with a replay of Dead Space next!

#Doom3 #OriginalXbox #CRT
Game: Doom 3 (2005)
Developers: id Software / Vicarious Visions
Platform: Microsoft Xbox
TV: Philips 14PT6107/05
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roanhair.bsky.social
This game belongs on a CRT, I don't think any other kind of display can do it any justice.
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zoviazzg.bsky.social
Happy Thick Thighs Thursday to those who celebrate.

#crt #retrograming #fgc
3rd Strike Chun-Li, solemn in victory, crosses her arms and adopts a wide stance.
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Koudelka
Sony Playstation, 1999
Sacnoth

A spooky RPG for spooky season. Only a couple hours in, so I don't have much to say about it yet, but it's definitely a prime example of the chunky PS1 graphical aesthetic. The animation is all mo-capped and is stunning for the time.

#crt #retrogaming #ps1
Mysterious young woman Koudelka Lasant, having just broken in to the foreboding Nemeton Monastery, rescues well-meaning himbo Edward Plunkett from a zombie and then heals his wounds with the psychic powers granted by her Romani heritage. Brave Edward faces a giant plant monster three times his size armed with only a sledgehammer he procured on the premises. Edward gives scumbag Bishop James O'Flaherty a tongue-lashing over his un-Chistlike derision of the poor. Koudelka puts her hands on her hips, annoyed that the boys are fighting. A grim stained-glass window depicting a tortured martyr looms behind them. With trepidation, Koudelka approaches a holy altar that has been tainted by the haunting of a cursed ghost.
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roanhair.bsky.social
Finally chosen my first game for the spooky season, it's time for my yearly playthrough of Doom 3!

Shaking things up this year by playing the original Xbox steelbook version which I got recently, and by completing it on veteran difficulty which I've not done for the Xbox!

I fuckin' love this game.
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nightdivestudios.bsky.social
Refresh your supply of blood with our special release Blood: Refreshed Supply coming to PC and consoles later this year! 🩸
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Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
Arcade, 1999
Capcom

A day late, but happy Fighting Game Friday.

Maybe I'm basic but 3rd Strike Chun-Li is my favorite fighting game character to play.

And it's impossible to photograph her without prominently featuring her powerful crotch.

#crt #retrogaming #fgc
As the sun sets on a forest of stout spruce trees, the world's strongest woman Chun-Li shears the air, her mighty spruce-like legs seeking to deliver a decisive strike to teenage ninja Ibuki. In the courtyard of her dojo, Karate cutie Makoto bravely blocks a thunderous spinning bird kick from Chun-Li. Autumn leaves are disturbed by their deadly dance. On the cobble-stoned streets of jolly old London, mustachioed gentleman boxer Dudley takes one of Chun-Li's kikoukens to the kidney. In a graffiti-covered subway station, Ken blocks the final strike of Chun-Li's infamous Houyokusen. For just a moment, the mythic past echoes loudly into the present before fading back into the mists of history.
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masterqueef.bsky.social
Happy 18th birthday to the best game of all time! You’re now old enough to participate in the act of love making with me 💚