Morgan McSweeney: "Focus groups are going to fucking hate this"
SNOWMAN: you got a motorbike?
BOY: uh yeah
SNOWMAN: great, I'm gonna steal that and scare the shit out of a fox
BOY: can you legally drive
SNOWMAN: when you birthed me out of snow did you put a tiny little driving license in my pocket
BOY: no
SNOWMAN: guess not then mate
SNOWMAN: you got a motorbike?
BOY: uh yeah
SNOWMAN: great, I'm gonna steal that and scare the shit out of a fox
BOY: can you legally drive
SNOWMAN: when you birthed me out of snow did you put a tiny little driving license in my pocket
BOY: no
SNOWMAN: guess not then mate
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
BOY: wow! a snowman! what incredible adventures we shall have-
SNOWMAN: oi. your dad still got his original teeth?
BOY: uh...no?
SNOWMAN: great. I'm gonna go wear your dad's teeth and put on your mum's make up while they're sleeping, that's cool right
I don't want to. That's why I haven't already.
... OK BUT THERE'S STILL TIME. IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
solid no from me dog.
I'LL MESSAGE YOU EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR FEELINGS CHANGE
IT'S NO TROUBLE
YOU'LL GET USED TO ME
HELLO
HELLO
HELLO
I don't want to. That's why I haven't already.
... OK BUT THERE'S STILL TIME. IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
solid no from me dog.
I'LL MESSAGE YOU EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR FEELINGS CHANGE
IT'S NO TROUBLE
YOU'LL GET USED TO ME
HELLO
HELLO
HELLO
And, I am afraid, yet again, this is a symptom of volunteer Magistrates just not getting it.
And, I am afraid, yet again, this is a symptom of volunteer Magistrates just not getting it.
This is glorious. 🔥
This is glorious. 🔥
Just screams “we had a better story but it fell through” to me, but who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just screams “we had a better story but it fell through” to me, but who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯