robert
robertjharris.bsky.social
robert
@robertjharris.bsky.social
Amateur strongman, professional weak guy.

Cat and human daddy.

Data guy.

He/ him
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it is still time for him to study statistical mechanics
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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If Ben Shapiro raised his voice to me I would calmly pick him up and place him in the trash.
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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also its very funny to me that we're stealing the "holler some incredibly rude shit and get fuckin PAID" grift from the rightwingers. our cause is just
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Are

Are you eating straight ghost peppers
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"Nit: remove all fucking emojis"
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This but i work from home and the people who would be bothered are my cats (i really want to bother them)
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
We have a bottle of makers that we did the wax seal on intending to open it on some anniversary that has long since passed but maybe that'll be the day it gets opened
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm from near owensboro and it is *wild* to me that the one dispensary in the state is in beaver dam. Wild.
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Master chef
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM