robert
@robertjharris.bsky.social
Amateur strongman, professional weak guy.
Cat and human daddy.
Data guy.
He/ him
Cat and human daddy.
Data guy.
He/ him
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if you’re a high military officer and the president orders you to nuke the western alliance and destabilize the entire globe by giving you a literally deranged order to invade Greenland, I think you have a greater duty to perform before god and the world
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
if you’re a high military officer and the president orders you to nuke the western alliance and destabilize the entire globe by giving you a literally deranged order to invade Greenland, I think you have a greater duty to perform before god and the world
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I think one of the issues with the technically-correct "the gospel is political but not partisan" framework is that sometimes it becomes clear that, re: a particular moment in political history, one party was correct in warning of grave moral danger and the other cheered it on
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I think one of the issues with the technically-correct "the gospel is political but not partisan" framework is that sometimes it becomes clear that, re: a particular moment in political history, one party was correct in warning of grave moral danger and the other cheered it on
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The moment that anybody outside the DHS apparatus gets inside one of these facilities without cleaning up beforehand, we're going to see things that even the most hardened and cynical among us can barely comprehend.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The moment that anybody outside the DHS apparatus gets inside one of these facilities without cleaning up beforehand, we're going to see things that even the most hardened and cynical among us can barely comprehend.
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Starting to wonder if those Charlie Kirk pearl clutchers weren’t entirely in good faith
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Starting to wonder if those Charlie Kirk pearl clutchers weren’t entirely in good faith
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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are you people fucking crazy. do you understand how insane and stupid you sound claiming the invasion of a sovereign fucking country is a 4D chess distracterino
Chris Murphy: "At some level he's winning tonight because clearly part of his intent here was to distract the American people -- you and I -- from what's happening here at home. You have 20 million families who are getting massive increases in their healthcare premiums. People will die."
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
are you people fucking crazy. do you understand how insane and stupid you sound claiming the invasion of a sovereign fucking country is a 4D chess distracterino
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miller's feelings of inadequacy are the only well-grounded beliefs he has
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
miller's feelings of inadequacy are the only well-grounded beliefs he has
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The cool thing is that you can FOIA the names of the Nazi pricks who are running the DHS Twitter account, and then from there it's pretty trivial to find out every single thing about him, including where he lives
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The cool thing is that you can FOIA the names of the Nazi pricks who are running the DHS Twitter account, and then from there it's pretty trivial to find out every single thing about him, including where he lives
Yeah i dunno i think if a random youtuber were trying to break into my kid's daycare i would hope the director would pull out a shotgun but what do i know
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yeah i dunno i think if a random youtuber were trying to break into my kid's daycare i would hope the director would pull out a shotgun but what do i know
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May the coming of the kingdom of God lead to the end of the anti-Christ behaviors, actions, and beliefs of empire.
May Christmas remind us that our commitment to love and justice for our neighbor stands as the ultimate test of our love for God.
Merry Christmas!
May Christmas remind us that our commitment to love and justice for our neighbor stands as the ultimate test of our love for God.
Merry Christmas!
At the close of Advent & coming celebration of Christmas, as we welcome Christ into the world, our homes, & hearts, we are at a difficult political moment.
Christians must ask themselves: Are we searching for ways to be more expansive in our love for neighbors or trying to set limits on God's love?
Christians must ask themselves: Are we searching for ways to be more expansive in our love for neighbors or trying to set limits on God's love?
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
May the coming of the kingdom of God lead to the end of the anti-Christ behaviors, actions, and beliefs of empire.
May Christmas remind us that our commitment to love and justice for our neighbor stands as the ultimate test of our love for God.
Merry Christmas!
May Christmas remind us that our commitment to love and justice for our neighbor stands as the ultimate test of our love for God.
Merry Christmas!
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BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down by Houthi rebels over the Red Sea.
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down by Houthi rebels over the Red Sea.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.
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Calling yourself a Heritage American sounds like you’d be really tasty after a good marinating session and six hours in the smoker, tbh
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Calling yourself a Heritage American sounds like you’d be really tasty after a good marinating session and six hours in the smoker, tbh
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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eldest child asked me about the byzantine empire yesterday. my entire life was spent preparing for this moment.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
eldest child asked me about the byzantine empire yesterday. my entire life was spent preparing for this moment.
I think this is actually true. I'm 1 degree separated from a crazy ass woman who believes vaccines are bad and all the conspiracies around them, that haarp is a weather control thing, that we didn't land on the moon, and I'm very sure several other things that aren't coming to mind rn
The thing about conspiracy theories is that you never end up believing just one, you keep going until you believe in all of them. It's a great reason not to start!
POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"
MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think this is actually true. I'm 1 degree separated from a crazy ass woman who believes vaccines are bad and all the conspiracies around them, that haarp is a weather control thing, that we didn't land on the moon, and I'm very sure several other things that aren't coming to mind rn
Just happened to listen to the @alabseries.bsky.social episodes on the holy land foundation prosecution so jsyk there's like 14 layers of horseshit here
Marouf was arrested by ICE agents after his green card was denied over donations more than 20 years ago to the Holy Land Foundation, a defunct Muslim charity whose leaders were convicted of having ties with Hamas.
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ICE to deport Dallas Muslim community leader Marwan Marouf
(RNS) — Marouf was arrested by ICE agents after his green card was denied over donations more than 20 years ago to the Holy Land Foundation, a defunct Muslim charity whose leaders were convicted of…
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November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just happened to listen to the @alabseries.bsky.social episodes on the holy land foundation prosecution so jsyk there's like 14 layers of horseshit here
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I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
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The guy whose credentials are "dad" is right about pampering these kids.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The guy whose credentials are "dad" is right about pampering these kids.