Rob
@robertocorleone.bsky.social
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Stonehenge Teeth is...a statement..
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Stonehenge Teeth is...a statement..
Medieval jobs that no longer exist no. 53
Rabbit knocker-upper. Rich people would employ them as alarm clocks to make sure they didn’t miss important meetings.
Rabbit knocker-upper. Rich people would employ them as alarm clocks to make sure they didn’t miss important meetings.
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
is it a good sign that 2 people you've invited to be on your "Board of Peace" can't join you in Switzerland because they would be arrested for war crimes?
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Owing to some unexpected online controversy, I apologise for calling Donald Trump an ‘orange-faced fuckwit’. I have therefore removed the post where I said ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced fuckwit’.
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
August 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Owing to some unexpected online controversy, I apologise for calling Donald Trump an ‘orange-faced fuckwit’. I have therefore removed the post where I said ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced fuckwit’.
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
I meant to say ‘Donald Trump is an orange-faced cunt.’
Put an offer on a house in July and after a LOT of fucking about, had a structural engineers report back. I have now withdrawn said offer.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Put an offer on a house in July and after a LOT of fucking about, had a structural engineers report back. I have now withdrawn said offer.
I think the time has come to delete the news apps. The constant "What now?" fear when a push notification pops up. Is getting too much
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I think the time has come to delete the news apps. The constant "What now?" fear when a push notification pops up. Is getting too much
They should do a Traitors/Come Dine With Me crossover. Debbie got murdered because her twice baked goats cheese soufflé was underwhelming and the balsamic dressing on the salad overpowered it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
They should do a Traitors/Come Dine With Me crossover. Debbie got murdered because her twice baked goats cheese soufflé was underwhelming and the balsamic dressing on the salad overpowered it.
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As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com
Everyone, everywhere, hoping it's Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Everyone, everywhere, hoping it's Dignitas.
The day gets worse 😞
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The day gets worse 😞
IMO, when kitting out a B'n'B kitchen, a cheese grater would rank higher than a mixing bowl and sieve, as Items to include.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
IMO, when kitting out a B'n'B kitchen, a cheese grater would rank higher than a mixing bowl and sieve, as Items to include.
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
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This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
A rather soggy Lindesfarne Priory & Bamburgh Castle.
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
A rather soggy Lindesfarne Priory & Bamburgh Castle.
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Did David Blunkett draw that map?
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Did David Blunkett draw that map?
A list of counties I've been through in the last 3 days.
North Yorkshire
South Yorkshire
Lincolnshire
Cambridgeshire
Hertfordshire
Greater London
Berkshire
Wiltshire
Somerset
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Worcestershire
West Midlands
Staffordshire
Derbyshire
S.Yorks & North Yorks Again
County Durham
🧵
North Yorkshire
South Yorkshire
Lincolnshire
Cambridgeshire
Hertfordshire
Greater London
Berkshire
Wiltshire
Somerset
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Worcestershire
West Midlands
Staffordshire
Derbyshire
S.Yorks & North Yorks Again
County Durham
🧵
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A list of counties I've been through in the last 3 days.
North Yorkshire
South Yorkshire
Lincolnshire
Cambridgeshire
Hertfordshire
Greater London
Berkshire
Wiltshire
Somerset
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Worcestershire
West Midlands
Staffordshire
Derbyshire
S.Yorks & North Yorks Again
County Durham
🧵
North Yorkshire
South Yorkshire
Lincolnshire
Cambridgeshire
Hertfordshire
Greater London
Berkshire
Wiltshire
Somerset
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Worcestershire
West Midlands
Staffordshire
Derbyshire
S.Yorks & North Yorks Again
County Durham
🧵
The journey to visit swathes of the country I haven't previously visited, continues..
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The journey to visit swathes of the country I haven't previously visited, continues..
