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Chris Nelson
@robonelson.bsky.social
LFK silly man and multiple term Comedy Mayor. 1/2 of Double Deuce Podcast. More machine than man, more man than potato, more potato than god.
That’s how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators!
For real, if you listen to 1 episode of anything this holiday season, it should be this. @willaverill.bsky.social & I capture the essence of what these joyous times really mean, & how their light reflects in every human soul.
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
The admin is wasting no crisis... Sec. Kristi Noem said she is suspending the diversity visa lottery program (DV-1) after the Brown University suspect entered the U.S. through it in 2017.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Legally, @willaverill.bsky.social wants to know if it’s still kidnapping if you only take them to get ice cream
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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“They know me here”
January 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Sexy fact: @willaverill.bsky.social was a Bad Santa who learned the hard way not to work that Santa ass too close to the sun, no matter how much the ladies love it. But, your honor, it was only a Quarter-Kravitz! Nary the whisper of a genital ever broke containment.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The old judicial switcheroo!
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks
Episode 525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode! Special guests Amber Fraley, Skye Maus & Ed Parker! The gift of Thanksgiving, special podcast English relationship, Skeletor with AIDS, heely bowling, and Navy: the party military branch! Pound us up!
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Double Deuce podcast
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day. Email us at [email protected]
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November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House!
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The “TS Eliot is nice to a child” domino that inevitably leads to the “Digital removal of human-cat buttholes” domino, and @willaverill.bsky.social is a cabbage apologist!
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
No time to joust, Doctor Jones.
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall!
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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See that red X off the Pacific coast of Colombia? That’s where the US military recently blew up a boat, thousands of miles from the United States. There’s virtually no chance the boat was smuggling drugs into America, if it was even carrying drugs at all.
And saying "In the Pacific" hides how many thousands of miles south of the US the boat was. A boat 2 miles from Los Angeles is also "in the pacific" but it takes you to the end of the third paragraph to get "off the coast of Colombia" after repeating DOD claims it was heading to the US
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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So either the police are wrong or the reporting is wrong from Denver Gazette and TMZ. The glasses kid is the kid in the mugshot alleged to have tripped the man and he could not have tripped the man because he’s seen on video running away when he tripped.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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it's dizzying to me that stories like this -- a corrupt grift built on democracy-wrecking lies that culminated in a coup attempt -- barely breakthrough anymore. they're just daily background noise now.
COLLINS: The NYT is reporting your legal team is seeking $230 million from your own DOJ now in response to the investigations into you. Is that something you want?

TRUMP: It could be, yeah. I don't even talk to them about it. All I know is they would owe me a lot of money. They rigged the election.
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
For real, The Chair Company should win a Nobel Peace Prize
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below!
itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Double Deuce podcast
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day. Email us at [email protected]
itunes.apple.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Remember, @willaverill.bsky.social's book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!
Day After the Waste Land | T.S. Eliot meets Lawrence Kansas
Reimagine T.S. Eliot's epic poem The Waste Land in modern Lawrence, Kansas, with this amazing new poetic sketchbook by Will Averill, with drawings by Kent Smith. This book about Lawrence, Kansas will ...
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October 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Robot samurai warrior poets are a beautiful dream, much more promising than the dystopian propaganda encompassed in the Terminator franchise, such as it is. Also, Mr. FBI, @willaverill.bsky.social and I gave you all the clues!
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state
Under the Third Reich, most Germans generally lived in the law-bound normative state, while Jews and other disfavored people were victims of the arbitrary and violent prerogative state.

The dual state is characterized by the facade of normalcy obscuring the fact of an authoritarian state.
The “dual state” theory was invented to describe Nazis. The Supreme Court could take us there.
Authoritarianism—but make it look like the rule of law.
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October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Picture here is from 1992. LA riots. Ive seen this called bad news judgment. In any real journalism outfit this is more like a firing offense. I basically say such things. Beyond belief.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 7
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM