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Here we go again. *sigh*
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Today only! Dope art by Hot Rod on this ContraBand t-shirt and lots more stuff we usually only have for sale at our shows is available on our bandcamp with PLANET-WIDE shipping.
Roll out to the link below!
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December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today only! Dope art by Hot Rod on this ContraBand t-shirt and lots more stuff we usually only have for sale at our shows is available on our bandcamp with PLANET-WIDE shipping.
Roll out to the link below!
Roll out to the link below!
It's a funny joke but the lack of attention to safety in this video means that on several occasions the dude was an inch or two away from sacrificing a couple of fingers for the sake of humor...
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's a funny joke but the lack of attention to safety in this video means that on several occasions the dude was an inch or two away from sacrificing a couple of fingers for the sake of humor...
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"Radiation is an evil green gas that comes from rocks. Sometimes it comes from trees and dirt, but only if the sun is shining and the wind is blowing."
April 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Radiation is an evil green gas that comes from rocks. Sometimes it comes from trees and dirt, but only if the sun is shining and the wind is blowing."
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this is right up there with the gundam captions replacing the word gundam with "condoms"
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
this is right up there with the gundam captions replacing the word gundam with "condoms"
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but...but there'd be *black* *bars* on my screen otherwise! I didn't pay $240 for a 72-inch TV to have it NOT USE the whole screen!
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
but...but there'd be *black* *bars* on my screen otherwise! I didn't pay $240 for a 72-inch TV to have it NOT USE the whole screen!
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Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
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You know what they call those contour lines? Isobarks
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You know what they call those contour lines? Isobarks
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it's very simple: they can no longer play that funky music right. less than a third can lay down a boogie, and a man today has only a 5% chance to play that funky music til he dies -- lower than at any earlier point in history
It’s become conventional wisdom that America’s young men are in crisis. The reality is more complicated than that. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/what-did-men-do-to-deserve-this?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=null
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it's very simple: they can no longer play that funky music right. less than a third can lay down a boogie, and a man today has only a 5% chance to play that funky music til he dies -- lower than at any earlier point in history
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"the US military goes after the Drug Lords, covertly or overtly" was a popular plotline in 1980s fiction of all sorts.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"the US military goes after the Drug Lords, covertly or overtly" was a popular plotline in 1980s fiction of all sorts.
US1 Electric Trucking, manufactured by TYCO from the late 1970s to the early 1980s to cash in on the "trucker movie" fad. This line used TYCO's slot-car layouts and added action stations that had levers flipped as the truck moved past or gears driven by the truck wheels.
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
US1 Electric Trucking, manufactured by TYCO from the late 1970s to the early 1980s to cash in on the "trucker movie" fad. This line used TYCO's slot-car layouts and added action stations that had levers flipped as the truck moved past or gears driven by the truck wheels.
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Today is Small Business Saturday so I’m having a rare sale on the website. Use coupon code SMALLSALE at skybluedesigns.com for 15% off. Coupon is good through Dec. 1.
Sky Blue Designs, LLC – Handmade Fashion Jewelry
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November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Today is Small Business Saturday so I’m having a rare sale on the website. Use coupon code SMALLSALE at skybluedesigns.com for 15% off. Coupon is good through Dec. 1.
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Earlier we had our Thanksgiving dinner preparation tradition — Mike doing the doodle doodle
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Earlier we had our Thanksgiving dinner preparation tradition — Mike doing the doodle doodle
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he looks like he just smelled a leaf of iceburg lettuce that someone put in his enclosure and, after considering it, decided it'll still be there after he rests in his shell a little longer
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
he looks like he just smelled a leaf of iceburg lettuce that someone put in his enclosure and, after considering it, decided it'll still be there after he rests in his shell a little longer
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GIRLS' NIGHT OUT ✨
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT ✨
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT 💅
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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I don't know man how many skins do YOU have
[0003732] Butchering a corpse yields only 1 skin, regardless of size
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't know man how many skins do YOU have
On the other hand, the guy in the original vampire story called himself "Alucard" and none of the heroes figured it out...
[0005691] Vampire skill lists often make them obvious
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
On the other hand, the guy in the original vampire story called himself "Alucard" and none of the heroes figured it out...
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I think 9/11 was when the 20th century ended but 02/24/2022 was when the 21st began
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think 9/11 was when the 20th century ended but 02/24/2022 was when the 21st began
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The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
You can choose the names of turkeys to get a presidential pardon. Here's how.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
"Modulation 987", Julio Le Parc, 1987
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Modulation 987", Julio Le Parc, 1987