My mother in law has absolutely excelled herself, I am so full that I may never eat again
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My mother in law has absolutely excelled herself, I am so full that I may never eat again
Watching Klaus, the greatest of the modern Christmas movies
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Watching Klaus, the greatest of the modern Christmas movies
Northern Ireland, once again I am in you
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Northern Ireland, once again I am in you
The Who, or the Greatest Hits of Queen, what a legend
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Who, or the Greatest Hits of Queen, what a legend
Coincidentally, this is exactly what my wife wrote in my valentines card this year
Suicide is orange
Accidents are purple
Natural death is green
Narrative death is blue
And homicide is, of course, red
Accidents are purple
Natural death is green
Narrative death is blue
And homicide is, of course, red
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Coincidentally, this is exactly what my wife wrote in my valentines card this year
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I went to get a Christmas tree. The guy asked me how tall, and I said about 6 foot. And then he asked "are you going to put it up yourself?"
And I was like "no, you sick bastard. I'm going to stand it in the living room"
And I was like "no, you sick bastard. I'm going to stand it in the living room"
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I went to get a Christmas tree. The guy asked me how tall, and I said about 6 foot. And then he asked "are you going to put it up yourself?"
And I was like "no, you sick bastard. I'm going to stand it in the living room"
And I was like "no, you sick bastard. I'm going to stand it in the living room"
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This is basically true, but he somehow says it like he'd like to be the one suckling at the pert nipples of a nursing mother, whilst wearing a leather nappy and being told he's a beautiful boy
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is basically true, but he somehow says it like he'd like to be the one suckling at the pert nipples of a nursing mother, whilst wearing a leather nappy and being told he's a beautiful boy
“Ladles and jelly spoons, I stand before you, to sit behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about”
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Ladles and jelly spoons, I stand before you, to sit behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about”
Saw Radiohead, they were amazing of course
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Saw Radiohead, they were amazing of course
Right, I’m gonna go and see Radiohead then
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Right, I’m gonna go and see Radiohead then
Just seen my first front lawn Christmas display of the season. It’s November 15th, what the fuck
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just seen my first front lawn Christmas display of the season. It’s November 15th, what the fuck
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Trump sues Everybody!
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Trump sues Everybody!
Sounds like I need to start watching Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sounds like I need to start watching Traitors
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times
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My Wife: Damn! I've just been stung by a jellyfish. Quick, pee on it.
Me: *Peeing on jelly fish* Take that! This is what you get for stinging my my wife.
Me: *Peeing on jelly fish* Take that! This is what you get for stinging my my wife.
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My Wife: Damn! I've just been stung by a jellyfish. Quick, pee on it.
Me: *Peeing on jelly fish* Take that! This is what you get for stinging my my wife.
Me: *Peeing on jelly fish* Take that! This is what you get for stinging my my wife.
We should keep British Summer Time all year around, I will die on this hill
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We should keep British Summer Time all year around, I will die on this hill
Towcester
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Towcester
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So, long story short, I am no longer allowed to call the bingo numbers at the social club.
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
So, long story short, I am no longer allowed to call the bingo numbers at the social club.
I finally converted to wearing skinny jeans and now bootcut is back, what the hell
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I finally converted to wearing skinny jeans and now bootcut is back, what the hell
Farewell, Patricia Routledge, you Legend
October 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Farewell, Patricia Routledge, you Legend
There’s a poorly child in the house, which is the excuse we needed to put the heat on this evening 🔥
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There’s a poorly child in the house, which is the excuse we needed to put the heat on this evening 🔥