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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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What a pointless waste of everyone's time UK politics is
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
What a pointless waste of everyone's time UK politics is
I see a lot of armchair football referees around here today. Laws of the game are laws of the game, you don’t get to pick and choose.
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I see a lot of armchair football referees around here today. Laws of the game are laws of the game, you don’t get to pick and choose.
Tennis player called VOLLEY NETS alert 🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Tennis player called VOLLEY NETS alert 🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Someone on my Teams call has a MOVING background WHAT THE FUCK
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Someone on my Teams call has a MOVING background WHAT THE FUCK
Accidentally stuck my fingers together trying to superglue a piece of fabric. At one stage I genuinely thought they were just going to be like that forever.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Accidentally stuck my fingers together trying to superglue a piece of fabric. At one stage I genuinely thought they were just going to be like that forever.
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The world is my oyster in that it is not enjoyable and also way too expensive
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The world is my oyster in that it is not enjoyable and also way too expensive
A robot vacuum cleaner drag queen named Roomba Paul
A werewolf drag queen named Arooo Paul
A kangaroo drag queen from Australia named Roo Paul
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A robot vacuum cleaner drag queen named Roomba Paul
Eventually the Tory party are going to become bearable again 😬😬
New: Nigel Farage unveils Suella Braverman, former Home Secretary, as his latest defector
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Eventually the Tory party are going to become bearable again 😬😬
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Finally a mention for Aylesbury on Fesshole
Our pet Aylesbury duck died. Thought I'd dispose of it in the woods to complete the circle of life etc. Ended up throwing it on top of a thick bramble hedge where it stayed conspicuously for 3 weeks as no animals could get to it.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Finally a mention for Aylesbury on Fesshole
I should call her
*at the artisanal workshop*
‘Hi there, I need some new coat hooks for the hall. I wonder, could you make something unique? I really want the house to reflect, not only my taste, but also my personality.’
‘Hi there, I need some new coat hooks for the hall. I wonder, could you make something unique? I really want the house to reflect, not only my taste, but also my personality.’
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I should call her
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100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
#1 son’s parent evening tonight, which means i can look forward to having my hand crushed meeting his geography teacher
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
#1 son’s parent evening tonight, which means i can look forward to having my hand crushed meeting his geography teacher
There’s a bat on the wall of my house
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
There’s a bat on the wall of my house
Dear diary my teenage son keeps calling me unc what should I do
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Dear diary my teenage son keeps calling me unc what should I do
I fell off a micro scooter and broke my wrist.
20 years later I fell off the SAME ONE and severely bruised my coccyx
20 years later I fell off the SAME ONE and severely bruised my coccyx
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I fell off a micro scooter and broke my wrist.
20 years later I fell off the SAME ONE and severely bruised my coccyx
20 years later I fell off the SAME ONE and severely bruised my coccyx
2026 reading begins here.
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
2026 reading begins here.
My mother in law has absolutely excelled herself, I am so full that I may never eat again
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My mother in law has absolutely excelled herself, I am so full that I may never eat again
Watching Klaus, the greatest of the modern Christmas movies
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Watching Klaus, the greatest of the modern Christmas movies