Sentient Anal Beads
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32, They/Them, 18+
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Spielberg told me that ET is short for Enormous Titties
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Spielberg told me that ET is short for Enormous Titties
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I'm gay and like men
Sue me
Men are delicious.
Munch munch like chips
Sue me
Men are delicious.
Munch munch like chips
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm gay and like men
Sue me
Men are delicious.
Munch munch like chips
Sue me
Men are delicious.
Munch munch like chips
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thlammed my penith in a car door
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
thlammed my penith in a car door
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Gillian Anderson implies the existence of Gackian Andhisdaughter
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Gillian Anderson implies the existence of Gackian Andhisdaughter
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Bill Gates is a pedophile and needs to be made very uncomfortable every time he dares show his face in public
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bill Gates is a pedophile and needs to be made very uncomfortable every time he dares show his face in public
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hey, pluribus, why don't you let me Pluribus it wide open?
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
hey, pluribus, why don't you let me Pluribus it wide open?
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guy who keeps looking at Popeye’s crotch after he eats spinach
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
guy who keeps looking at Popeye’s crotch after he eats spinach
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is that a banana in your pocket or are you just visibly erect right now? you're either some kind of fruit-pocket psychopath, or a boner creep, and I want to know which.
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just visibly erect right now? you're either some kind of fruit-pocket psychopath, or a boner creep, and I want to know which.
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I offer this as a contender LOL.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I offer this as a contender LOL.
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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they don't do it like space ghost any more
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they don't do it like space ghost any more
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if it's juice it should be a squeezing event. you don't mint juice.
We're currently at this stage of the AI bubble:
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
if it's juice it should be a squeezing event. you don't mint juice.
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ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
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what about a tops-only club called The Bottomless Pit?
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
what about a tops-only club called The Bottomless Pit?
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I stared too long into the abyss, and the abyss was like, "you looking at my hole, daddy? you like looking into my gaping hole? you want in this hole so bad, don't you?"
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I stared too long into the abyss, and the abyss was like, "you looking at my hole, daddy? you like looking into my gaping hole? you want in this hole so bad, don't you?"
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for today’s Maxi challenge you will be hitting Ryan Murphy with rocks
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
for today’s Maxi challenge you will be hitting Ryan Murphy with rocks
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brussels sprouts waiting to be put in tupperware after dinner:
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
brussels sprouts waiting to be put in tupperware after dinner:
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Every day is one day closer to that man’s obituary
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Every day is one day closer to that man’s obituary
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Who up playing with their Hyperspace Hole
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who up playing with their Hyperspace Hole
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Me after I’ve been clapping his cheeks for 30 minutes and look down
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me after I’ve been clapping his cheeks for 30 minutes and look down
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i see some people sounding the alarm that this means mamdani is gonna cede ground to trump's fascist policies & idk. that seems like a lot robin. I get that some people are weary of communist ideals being co-opted into neoliberalism but like. he's gonna be a mayor y'all. can we all take a benzo plz
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i see some people sounding the alarm that this means mamdani is gonna cede ground to trump's fascist policies & idk. that seems like a lot robin. I get that some people are weary of communist ideals being co-opted into neoliberalism but like. he's gonna be a mayor y'all. can we all take a benzo plz
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to me it reads that trump is a fame whore and wants to collect people that are well liked by the public if that makes sense
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
to me it reads that trump is a fame whore and wants to collect people that are well liked by the public if that makes sense