Banana Graveyard 🏳️🌈
@romoke.bsky.social
Maladjusted, maladroit, malcontent. Really anything mal
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Banana Graveyard 🏳️🌈
@romoke.bsky.social
· Feb 14
DO NOT LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
What I’m doing here is tweeting. You’ll never convince me otherwise
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What I’m doing here is tweeting. You’ll never convince me otherwise
Is 61 too old to be a trophy twink? Asking for a friend
December 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is 61 too old to be a trophy twink? Asking for a friend
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terrifying if literal: computer chips
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
terrifying if literal: computer chips
I’ve finally become that angry old geezer yelling at the TV from his power lift chair, but instead of referee calls in college football games it’s Karen Carpenter reaction videos on Youtube
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’ve finally become that angry old geezer yelling at the TV from his power lift chair, but instead of referee calls in college football games it’s Karen Carpenter reaction videos on Youtube
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Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
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I can’t always transcend. Sometimes I require a brief dramatic wallow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I can’t always transcend. Sometimes I require a brief dramatic wallow.
Just translated a post from Latin and somehow I understand it less
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just translated a post from Latin and somehow I understand it less
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I’m like if an inappropriately timed boner was wearing a men’s oversized shawl cardigan.
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m like if an inappropriately timed boner was wearing a men’s oversized shawl cardigan.
A weighted blanket but it’s a hobo
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A weighted blanket but it’s a hobo
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
Show me your sky
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Show me your sky
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
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hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
Does it count if you eat chocolate while you're meditating? Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Does it count if you eat chocolate while you're meditating? Asking for a friend.
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
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When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
August 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
unironically asks all first dates if they scroll
July 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
unironically asks all first dates if they scroll
I’m too tired to slay the day
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m too tired to slay the day
One day you’re young and party and the next you have a favorite recliner there really is no warning
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
One day you’re young and party and the next you have a favorite recliner there really is no warning
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*me pushing away my second helping of life at the dinner table of the universe*
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
June 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*me pushing away my second helping of life at the dinner table of the universe*
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
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As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.
July 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.
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I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t stop washing his hands until his watch congratulates him
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t stop washing his hands until his watch congratulates him
I still don’t understand bluetooth
July 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I still don’t understand bluetooth