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@romoke.bsky.social
Maladjusted, maladroit, malcontent. Really anything mal
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Banana Graveyard 🏳️🌈
@romoke.bsky.social
· Feb 14
DO NOT LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
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look, it's very simple. in America, rich criminals become president, poor criminals go to jail. hope that clears things up
July 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
look, it's very simple. in America, rich criminals become president, poor criminals go to jail. hope that clears things up
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when God closes a door he opens a window. "thank you, God", you say. "lmao JUMP" God replies
August 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when God closes a door he opens a window. "thank you, God", you say. "lmao JUMP" God replies
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Her: What are you wearing?
Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
February 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Her: What are you wearing?
Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
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The silence of Democratic leadership right now is why we’re here. Consultancy has neutered them all, afraid to take any stance at any time for fear of poll numbers. Useless.
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The silence of Democratic leadership right now is why we’re here. Consultancy has neutered them all, afraid to take any stance at any time for fear of poll numbers. Useless.
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what if we tried good instead of bad
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
what if we tried good instead of bad
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My walk of shame is throwing out a McDonald’s bag in the Williams Sonoma trash can
April 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My walk of shame is throwing out a McDonald’s bag in the Williams Sonoma trash can
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
Having to follow the law while our president breaks them is some next level shit
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Having to follow the law while our president breaks them is some next level shit
What I’m doing here is tweeting. You’ll never convince me otherwise
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What I’m doing here is tweeting. You’ll never convince me otherwise
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terrifying if literal: computer chips
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
terrifying if literal: computer chips
I’ve finally become that angry old geezer yelling at the TV from his power lift chair, but instead of referee calls in college football games it’s Karen Carpenter reaction videos on Youtube
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’ve finally become that angry old geezer yelling at the TV from his power lift chair, but instead of referee calls in college football games it’s Karen Carpenter reaction videos on Youtube
Just translated a post from Latin and somehow I understand it less
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just translated a post from Latin and somehow I understand it less
A weighted blanket but it’s a hobo
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A weighted blanket but it’s a hobo
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
Show me your sky
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Show me your sky
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
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When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
August 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.