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🌐 Acting Imperial Planetologist to Sol Ⅲ & its moon.
🇸🇧 http://www.sieiti.gov.sb/
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MACON: Password?
FLYNNE: Easy Ice, lowercase, no space.
M: That’s such a shit password, it’s not even a password.
F: I’m a just normal fucking person, Macon.
M: Normal fucking people never do whatever it is you’re about to.
—The Peripheral, @greatdismal.bsky.social
June 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
You know, we all might want to have a long talk with our statehouse representatives about consent.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What kind of cat even needs to be trained to hypnotize??
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The lion shall eat straw like the ox; but the serpent—its food shall be dust. They shall not hurt or destroy on all my holy mountain.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Otto squeezes his back theatrically & hands Shaftoe the hacksaw. Then he hands him a bottle of benzedrine for good measure. Shaftoe eats a few tablets, strips off his shirt to reveal splendid musculature, does a couple of USMC-approved stretching exercises, grabs the saw, and sets to work.
September 11, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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1484 A message came from Rohan to Buckland that King Eomer wished to see Master Holdwine once again. Meriadoc was 102 but still hale. He took counsel w/his friend the Thain & they handed over their goods & offices to their sons & rode away over the Sarn Ford & they were not seen again in the Shire.
March 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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'Halflings!' laughed the Rider that stood beside Éomer. 'Halflings! But they are only a little people in old songs and children's tales out of the North. Do we walk in legends or on the green earth in the daylight?'
'A man may do both,' said Aragorn.
October 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
"In trying to make sense of Epstein’s career, it’s hard not to be reminded of 1 of the greatest of American novels, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973). Pynchon was obsessed w/the covert system formed in wartime that merged deceptive public goals with private ambitions and corporate agendas. >
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Perimeter Defense for Dummies
russia is out of men. How out? Border guards at russian-Estonian border are now dummies. Все ушли на фронт!= everyones at war
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This morning at Inbrase I’d felt like a real hick when I’d looked at how the other avout dressed. But that was just me. Put the same outfit on Jesry & he became awe-inspiringly rugged, simple, austere & well, manly. I understood, as I looked at him, why Fraa Lodoghir had been so keen to plane me. >
a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt stands in front of a fire
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt stands in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Memphis is experiencing gestapo-style raids 24/7 now. Our local media is failing us and the national media is ignoring this black/blue/incredibly poor city in a red state. I guess we just aren’t as sexy as LA or Portland.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
HIRO PROTAGONIST: Enki tried to reimpose order on society by supplanting the old system of ~me~ w/the Code of Hammurabi. But Asherah worship continued in many places, an incredibly tenacious cult & throwback to Sumer that spread verbally & thru body fluids via cult prostitutes.
#SnowCrash
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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FISHEYE: Tell him we want a boat w/an outboard motor.
ELIOT CHUNG: Want 1 zode, 1 kicker, fillerup.
BRUCE LEE: Scope clause, chomsayen? Gauge & gag.
EC: They want to check out how tight we are & whether we're capable of suppressing our gag reflex. These are all terms from the Raft brothel industry.
November 24, 2023 at 4:08 AM
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Again, if they can learn from Mamdani, it's stay on message. If Rufo says Democrats want to teach homosexuality manuals, the response is not 500 words about sensitivity and so forth. It's, "I won't dignify that. I'm busy fighting for equal rights, equal protection, and money in your pocket."
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't hafta BRAG I let the people brag FOR me
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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WEBSITE: Pweaaaaaase turn off your adblocker so that we can continue to be fweee!!!!!!
ME: Oh fine
WEBSITE: *attempts to load sixty ads at once and immediately crashes*
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Waterhouse's notable successes in breaking certain🇯🇵naval codes at Station Hypo were directly attributable, in that the many convenient whorehouses nearby made it possible for him to go somewhat longer between ejaculations. Note the 12-day period, 19-30 May 1942, with only one brief interruption in >
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
FREDO: I think I shoulda married & be more like Pop.
MICHAEL: It's not easy to be his son.
F: Mama used to say "You were left on the doorstep by gypsies"
M: You're no gypsy.
F [to waiter]: Por Favor [to M] how do you say "banana daiquiri"?
M: Banana daiquiri.
F: That's it?
M: Yes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
HYMAN ROTH: I'm very pleased you were all able to come from such distances to be w/me today. When a man comes to this point in life, he wants to turn over things he's been blessed w/, to friends. These are wonderful things we've achieved in Havana & there's no limit where we can go.
#Godfather2
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Christopher Chung should be Bond! They won't even have to hire a stunt double.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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ASH: There were, individuals adroit at managing what were termed "competitive control areas"…complexly volatile environments, where you might easily lose prized field operators. Hence a project to replace such operators with autonomous AI, piped directly into the goggles of local recruits.
July 17, 2023 at 1:41 AM
From now on, your Delta Tau Chi names are Weasel, Mothball, Pinto, Flounder.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
roses are red
violets are fine
but I'm afraid I...
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They took the credit for your second symphony, rewritten by machine on new technology; and now I understand the problems you can see.
👄👄👄
I met your children.
👄👄👄
What did you tell them?
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM