rosemaryjordan.bsky.social
@rosemaryjordan.bsky.social
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Technically, ‘should of’ is ‘should have,’ but we’re all about showing grace in the new year.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.

That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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My girlfriend's in Canada...you wouldn't know her
Brooke Rollins: "These deals are real. No one in the history of our country has ever been able to effectuate deals like this. We won't see the effect until next year."
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Tennessee Dad Saves Christmas!
TikTok video by itscharlesparkss
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December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I happened to be in the audience for the Colbert taping last night where @warren.senate.gov called out David Ellison *by name* and I'm honestly shocked it wasn't edited out. We love to see it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Today is the day that Zohran Mamdani truly became president
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Every day that goes by before you read A Midwife's Tale: The Life of Martha Ballard, based on her Diary by Laurel Thatcher Ulrich means you have one less day on this earth to appreciate what history can be. It's truly outstanding. Your life can be improved instantly by reading this book.
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I love that y'all are reading Keith Olbermann's posts the same way Whitney was reading that man's credit card receipt like let's check the math 🧮
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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If you’re in line to write the most overdone prose about you or your partner sleeping with a presidential candidate, STAY IN LINE!
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Wow.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Here’s to becoming a block of cheddar.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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It would be a good time for the NYT to have an ombudsman
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM