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hot androids in your area are dreaming of your electric sheep
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
hot androids in your area are dreaming of your electric sheep
hot androids in your area are dreaming of your electric sheep
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
hot androids in your area are dreaming of your electric sheep
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they should invent a reality that isn't terrible
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
they should invent a reality that isn't terrible
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December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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a thousand thousand slimy things can’t be wrong!
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a thousand thousand slimy things can’t be wrong!
![Ingredients for 8 people:
8 rounds pumpernickel
2 tablespoons of … [something ; text cut off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gt6iwuodce3246wpyb4uh2nz/bafkreideffuunay3a5lscuw5ue2aiit5pxuw3csvg2afl3bdjdmh4hplei@jpeg)
(ball pit skeleton)
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
(ball pit skeleton)
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Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
October 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
and then the drugs took hold
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
and then the drugs took hold
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Panara was closed. Lights were off, bunch of candles and sigils everywhere. Someone inside was chanting. Note on the door said they were trying to bring The Lemonade back.
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Panara was closed. Lights were off, bunch of candles and sigils everywhere. Someone inside was chanting. Note on the door said they were trying to bring The Lemonade back.
the invisible hand is up to its old tricks
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the invisible hand is up to its old tricks
Welcome to Clone Wives Club
We've taken 3 and turned them into 1! Now you can COOK and WASH on your REFRIGERATOR! And thanks to cloning technology borrowed from the Nazis, we've taken your wife and turned 1 into 3!*, making housework a BREEZE!
*Offer absolutely NOT void in Utah.
*Offer absolutely NOT void in Utah.
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Welcome to Clone Wives Club
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Songs Of Couch & Consultation by Katie Lee. Realm Records, 1957. (listen here: youtu.be/tu7Tro0WJ6c)
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Songs Of Couch & Consultation by Katie Lee. Realm Records, 1957. (listen here: youtu.be/tu7Tro0WJ6c)
apologies to anyone traumatized by recent mentions of pumpkin spice
i had no idea it was so upsetting
i had no idea it was so upsetting
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
apologies to anyone traumatized by recent mentions of pumpkin spice
i had no idea it was so upsetting
i had no idea it was so upsetting
… and coming up at 8, tonight’s movie feature, “I Was a Teenage Detritivore”
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
… and coming up at 8, tonight’s movie feature, “I Was a Teenage Detritivore”
What were the skies like when you were young, Charlie Brown?
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
What were the skies like when you were young, Charlie Brown?
They have returned.
September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They have returned.
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We Can Remember It for You!
🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
December 28, 2024 at 4:30 PM
We Can Remember It for You!
🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
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November 18, 2023 at 9:21 AM
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Make Peace With the Terror of Being Alive, Charlie Brown
December 12, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Make Peace With the Terror of Being Alive, Charlie Brown