Need to get off twitter but have a relentless urge to POST
February 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Need to get off twitter but have a relentless urge to POST
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Desperately need a group of nerdy cynical funny people to follow omg
January 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Desperately need a group of nerdy cynical funny people to follow omg
Why are there so many people here who are married with families? I think it might be the biggest cultural difference coming from X 😭
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Why are there so many people here who are married with families? I think it might be the biggest cultural difference coming from X 😭
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Good for you @lisamurkowski.bsky.social. This was an example of courage. Now, show real courage and stand up for America by voting against some of these horrific and dangerous nominees.
January 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Good for you @lisamurkowski.bsky.social. This was an example of courage. Now, show real courage and stand up for America by voting against some of these horrific and dangerous nominees.
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I just think I’ll never see a Superman movie in quite the same way after watching The Boys’ take of superheroes as propaganda but hey! I’ll always love man of steel where he was fighting the space nazis.
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I just think I’ll never see a Superman movie in quite the same way after watching The Boys’ take of superheroes as propaganda but hey! I’ll always love man of steel where he was fighting the space nazis.
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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
In fight or flight at the office holiday party lol
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
In fight or flight at the office holiday party lol
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
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I’ve skeeted like 7 times today. That’s pretty damn good for a guy my age.
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I’ve skeeted like 7 times today. That’s pretty damn good for a guy my age.
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December 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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How DARE you fucking talk to me like this
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
How DARE you fucking talk to me like this
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This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail.
Fuck this bullshit.
Fuck this bullshit.
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail.
Fuck this bullshit.
Fuck this bullshit.
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If you don’t release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin right now i swear to god
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
If you don’t release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin right now i swear to god
There are Skeets everywhere for those with eyes to see them.
November 17, 2024 at 11:17 AM
There are Skeets everywhere for those with eyes to see them.
Where are the real skeeters? Those who skeet from the depths of their heart? Where are the skeets from the dark underbelly of the mind? Those are the skeets we need today.
November 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Where are the real skeeters? Those who skeet from the depths of their heart? Where are the skeets from the dark underbelly of the mind? Those are the skeets we need today.
The thing this site is missing the most is the charli xcx zillenial gays I fear
November 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
The thing this site is missing the most is the charli xcx zillenial gays I fear
Idk I think we should all get to vote again after the first year… put him on probation or something.
November 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Idk I think we should all get to vote again after the first year… put him on probation or something.
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When the word Reckless is not strong enough
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
When the word Reckless is not strong enough
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you skeet from your ivory tower
November 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
you skeet from your ivory tower
It feels way more millennial in here I have to admit.
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
It feels way more millennial in here I have to admit.