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Rusty B
@rustybcomedy.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Someone said that BlueSky users are already coming up with ways to abbreviate the name of the app.
I call BS.
I call BS.
I tend not to care too much about politics these days, not so much head in the sand as I have my principles and wants - however, when I go on Twitter and see the Right petitioning for the UK to be a US state, then I know I am still left and I am still batting for the team with all its marbles.
January 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I tend not to care too much about politics these days, not so much head in the sand as I have my principles and wants - however, when I go on Twitter and see the Right petitioning for the UK to be a US state, then I know I am still left and I am still batting for the team with all its marbles.
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Well I think you do need my negativity in your life right now
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well I think you do need my negativity in your life right now
Even though it’s owned by a megalomaniac and there’s far too much disinformation on there, Twitter is still way better than Bluesky.
Plus, you can see the “clicks” on here, the schoolyard bullies who decide if you make it or not.
Plus, you can see the “clicks” on here, the schoolyard bullies who decide if you make it or not.
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Even though it’s owned by a megalomaniac and there’s far too much disinformation on there, Twitter is still way better than Bluesky.
Plus, you can see the “clicks” on here, the schoolyard bullies who decide if you make it or not.
Plus, you can see the “clicks” on here, the schoolyard bullies who decide if you make it or not.
[First Date]
Me: *pulls dates chair out*
Date: *falls to the fall*
Waiter: *fist pumps me*
Me: *pulls dates chair out*
Date: *falls to the fall*
Waiter: *fist pumps me*
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
[First Date]
Me: *pulls dates chair out*
Date: *falls to the fall*
Waiter: *fist pumps me*
Me: *pulls dates chair out*
Date: *falls to the fall*
Waiter: *fist pumps me*
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My plants might be dead, but at least I remember to water the fish.
November 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
My plants might be dead, but at least I remember to water the fish.
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Someone said that BlueSky users are already coming up with ways to abbreviate the name of the app.
I call BS.
I call BS.
November 13, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Someone said that BlueSky users are already coming up with ways to abbreviate the name of the app.
I call BS.
I call BS.
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bestie: i did something stupid.
me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?
me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?
November 22, 2024 at 7:49 PM
bestie: i did something stupid.
me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?
me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?
Me: [Licks finger]
Stranger:
Me: [turns page of strangers book on the train]
Stranger:
Me: [turns page of strangers book on the train]
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Me: [Licks finger]
Stranger:
Me: [turns page of strangers book on the train]
Stranger:
Me: [turns page of strangers book on the train]
How the Right-Wing have sex…
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
How the Right-Wing have sex…
Jake Paul is going to fight my dick next because that also hasn’t seen any action for years and is wrinkly as fuck.
November 16, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Jake Paul is going to fight my dick next because that also hasn’t seen any action for years and is wrinkly as fuck.
I once caught my dog frantically running around my Mum and Dad’s bed, and barking because they were shagging.
Would watch that again before I watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson “fight” again.
Would watch that again before I watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson “fight” again.
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I once caught my dog frantically running around my Mum and Dad’s bed, and barking because they were shagging.
Would watch that again before I watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson “fight” again.
Would watch that again before I watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson “fight” again.
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Well that was definitely a free boxing match
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Well that was definitely a free boxing match
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Getting older is just a lot of fond memories of shit that made you mad at the time.
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Getting older is just a lot of fond memories of shit that made you mad at the time.
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look, i can either be funny or mentally stable. you can’t have both.
November 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
look, i can either be funny or mentally stable. you can’t have both.
I hope if I am ever in the woods evading a murderer, that my senses are as sharp as my dog hearing a packet of crisps open whilst he’s asleep.
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I hope if I am ever in the woods evading a murderer, that my senses are as sharp as my dog hearing a packet of crisps open whilst he’s asleep.
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How does one become uninformed, like are there classes I can take?
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
How does one become uninformed, like are there classes I can take?
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Manager: *answers phone* Hello, Hide and Seek adventure centre, how may I help you?
Liam Neeson: I will find you…
Manager: Not again *hangs up*
Liam Neeson: I will find you…
Manager: Not again *hangs up*
November 14, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Manager: *answers phone* Hello, Hide and Seek adventure centre, how may I help you?
Liam Neeson: I will find you…
Manager: Not again *hangs up*
Liam Neeson: I will find you…
Manager: Not again *hangs up*
I feel like an exchange student and nobody wants to get to know me as they just think “what’s the point?! You’re just going back to Twitter eventually anyway.”
November 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I feel like an exchange student and nobody wants to get to know me as they just think “what’s the point?! You’re just going back to Twitter eventually anyway.”
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dance with me in the midnight rain
November 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
dance with me in the midnight rain
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I’m the only person from twitter that everyone liked.
April 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’m the only person from twitter that everyone liked.
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The national anthem is being replaced with Yakety Sax
November 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
The national anthem is being replaced with Yakety Sax
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That comforter is from Target.
-me watching porn
-me watching porn
November 12, 2024 at 6:45 PM
That comforter is from Target.
-me watching porn
-me watching porn