Ryan Lynch
@ryanlynchwrites.bsky.social
Writer. Stranger in a strange land.
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FCS Natty going to OT after:
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
FCS Natty going to OT after:
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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the Pop-Tarts Bowl is unironically a banger of a football game even before you consider the wacky mascots who yearn for death
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the Pop-Tarts Bowl is unironically a banger of a football game even before you consider the wacky mascots who yearn for death
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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probably my greatest talent is that i am Just The Right Amount Of Mad At Notre Dame at all times
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
probably my greatest talent is that i am Just The Right Amount Of Mad At Notre Dame at all times
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Another aspect of this that I rarely see discussed--the vast majority of fans do not act like this AND HATE BEING AROUND SHITTY FANS. It's not just about the players!
Also a Lions fan. Some posts by people claiming to sit by him say this is normal behavior for him and he’s a known/hated entity. The team absolutely need to ban him.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Another aspect of this that I rarely see discussed--the vast majority of fans do not act like this AND HATE BEING AROUND SHITTY FANS. It's not just about the players!
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Beans Bowl is now the one true successor to the Miami Beach Bowl
MAC vs ACC
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Beans Bowl is now the one true successor to the Miami Beach Bowl
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The INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS have won the Big Ten for the first time in 58 years.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS have won the Big Ten for the first time in 58 years.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
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Yale has been playing football since 1872 and today was just the second time in Yale football history they played a game in the state of Ohio
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Yale has been playing football since 1872 and today was just the second time in Yale football history they played a game in the state of Ohio
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Jesus apparently needs $500 in Home Depot gift cards, immediately.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jesus apparently needs $500 in Home Depot gift cards, immediately.
Jack Del Rio’s gonna break out the axe to celebrate his French football league contract extension @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jack Del Rio’s gonna break out the axe to celebrate his French football league contract extension @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
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Need a tracker of the public figures who said they'd leave New York. It's put up or shut up time, man. Are you turning Jacksonville into a global financial hub or not?
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Need a tracker of the public figures who said they'd leave New York. It's put up or shut up time, man. Are you turning Jacksonville into a global financial hub or not?
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Bluesky guys, ranked
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bluesky guys, ranked
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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this is not an airport, you don't have to announce your (hypothetical) departure
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is not an airport, you don't have to announce your (hypothetical) departure
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UCLA walk-off field goal to beat Maryland, 20-17.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
UCLA walk-off field goal to beat Maryland, 20-17.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
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UCLA wins again on a FG
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
UCLA wins again on a FG
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JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation