Taking Mountain Dew IVs until my balls go radioactive
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Taking Mountain Dew IVs until my balls go radioactive
Terrible things will happen.
If they kill the mom on squid game i will become a threat to national security
July 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Terrible things will happen.
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taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
Bro you are such a Bitch (positive, affirming)
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bro you are such a Bitch (positive, affirming)
Went to a melee tournament and managed to only play 3 people who have no respect for me as a player or person!
May 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Went to a melee tournament and managed to only play 3 people who have no respect for me as a player or person!
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(haunted but composed, like Cronkite announcing Kennedy's assassination) the girls are fighting
May 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
(haunted but composed, like Cronkite announcing Kennedy's assassination) the girls are fighting
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I want that Boer obliterated
February 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I want that Boer obliterated
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we may be witnessing something of a death knell for the nba's "only threes or layups" moneyball analytics bullshit. cleveland and boston seem to be the canaries in that coalmine
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
we may be witnessing something of a death knell for the nba's "only threes or layups" moneyball analytics bullshit. cleveland and boston seem to be the canaries in that coalmine
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The College of Cardinals have voted and decided that you are a massive bitch
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The College of Cardinals have voted and decided that you are a massive bitch
Ugly lesbian mom on this flight decided to name her three little hellions “Aighsley, Rigby, and Sentry”
April 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ugly lesbian mom on this flight decided to name her three little hellions “Aighsley, Rigby, and Sentry”
Ugly Lesbian watching at denver international airport
April 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ugly Lesbian watching at denver international airport
Wish i had telepathy so I could channel lip smacking noises directly into the ears of people who chew with their mouths open in public places
April 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wish i had telepathy so I could channel lip smacking noises directly into the ears of people who chew with their mouths open in public places
Need to get higher than anyone has ever been and listen to come and get your love for 5 hours
April 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Need to get higher than anyone has ever been and listen to come and get your love for 5 hours
im gonna play connors head like the bongo drums
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
im gonna play connors head like the bongo drums
I love to spend money on goods and services! The more money I spend the better I feel!
April 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love to spend money on goods and services! The more money I spend the better I feel!
I need a BBW and a slim 5 vito
April 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I need a BBW and a slim 5 vito
You better stop taunting me RIGHT NOW!!! I’m friends with the owner of team 7 and he’ll put you in a combo video!!
February 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You better stop taunting me RIGHT NOW!!! I’m friends with the owner of team 7 and he’ll put you in a combo video!!
ik y mouthbreathers are always smiling now that shit feels good as fuck
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ik y mouthbreathers are always smiling now that shit feels good as fuck
im mista he hate me
January 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
im mista he hate me
Fuck. Guess that Cleveland Show revival is never happening now.
January 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Fuck. Guess that Cleveland Show revival is never happening now.
If they kill the mom on squid game i will become a threat to national security
January 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If they kill the mom on squid game i will become a threat to national security
Need an Ugly Lesbian sugar mommy to bankroll my gaming addiction
January 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Need an Ugly Lesbian sugar mommy to bankroll my gaming addiction
I am but a humble waiter, arriving home each night and donning my apron to serve up my potty a piping hot bowl of turds
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I am but a humble waiter, arriving home each night and donning my apron to serve up my potty a piping hot bowl of turds
Dream job is being a “consultant” and making six figures a year telling rich ass holes “no dont do that” over the phone and driving all around america living in a pimped out van
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Dream job is being a “consultant” and making six figures a year telling rich ass holes “no dont do that” over the phone and driving all around america living in a pimped out van
Next year im sending my family single guy christmas cards of me just eating spaghetti at my computer
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Next year im sending my family single guy christmas cards of me just eating spaghetti at my computer