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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
So given that the epstein files are just sheet after sheet of blacked out text, I am going to assume that every single one of those black blocks details the sexual assault of children that was directly perpetrated by Donald Trump himself.
The only way they can disprove this is with transparency.
The only way they can disprove this is with transparency.
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So given that the epstein files are just sheet after sheet of blacked out text, I am going to assume that every single one of those black blocks details the sexual assault of children that was directly perpetrated by Donald Trump himself.
The only way they can disprove this is with transparency.
The only way they can disprove this is with transparency.
@margaret.bsky.social someone clearly wrote this song for you. youtu.be/9-96YTHPlgU?...
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December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@margaret.bsky.social someone clearly wrote this song for you. youtu.be/9-96YTHPlgU?...
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Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
Is it possible that all republicans suffer from face blindness? That MIGHT explain why they just assume the plastic surgeon did a good job.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is it possible that all republicans suffer from face blindness? That MIGHT explain why they just assume the plastic surgeon did a good job.
Trump claiming that Rob Reiner was murdered because of his dislike of this administration is an open admission that Donald sees Charles Manson as an aspirational figure.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump claiming that Rob Reiner was murdered because of his dislike of this administration is an open admission that Donald sees Charles Manson as an aspirational figure.
CEOs fawning over how capable AI is and how it will replace the job market us proof that those CEOs are:
1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them.
2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational."
1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them.
2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational."
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
CEOs fawning over how capable AI is and how it will replace the job market us proof that those CEOs are:
1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them.
2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational."
1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them.
2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational."
I would vote mark kelley for president in a heartbeat. But would never under any circumstances vote Newsome. Pull your heads out DNC
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I would vote mark kelley for president in a heartbeat. But would never under any circumstances vote Newsome. Pull your heads out DNC
Watching the new episodes of stranger things... and it feels like whoever wrote these scripts has never watched the show before.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Watching the new episodes of stranger things... and it feels like whoever wrote these scripts has never watched the show before.
Real talk. As a working class american that makes roughly $40k/yr. Health insurance was still not affordable even with the ACA. The tier of coverage that I could afford still meant that I would have to face homelessness if I ever needed to USE it. Funding SNAP is more important and meaningful.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Real talk. As a working class american that makes roughly $40k/yr. Health insurance was still not affordable even with the ACA. The tier of coverage that I could afford still meant that I would have to face homelessness if I ever needed to USE it. Funding SNAP is more important and meaningful.
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with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since
Its time to take the keys away from grandpa
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Its time to take the keys away from grandpa
They even raptured the dog
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They even raptured the dog
Got raptured earlier but didn't have my real-ID on me (just my social security and drivers license), so I got sent back.
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Got raptured earlier but didn't have my real-ID on me (just my social security and drivers license), so I got sent back.
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
So, considering the kid is white, religious and from a conservative family. How long will it be before there is a kickstarter campaign to pay his legal expenses?
September 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So, considering the kid is white, religious and from a conservative family. How long will it be before there is a kickstarter campaign to pay his legal expenses?
Partisan hack mode set to "goblin"
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Partisan hack mode set to "goblin"
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
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August 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Probably the best news Elon has ever received.
August 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Probably the best news Elon has ever received.
Make corrupt politicians Budd Dwyer again.
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Make corrupt politicians Budd Dwyer again.
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It's great that we live in a world where a guy can cause a global financial crash to distract from his sex crimes.
August 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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