Mike Lastname
@sadisticmystic.bsky.social
I was born. I plan to live a little. Then I will die.
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I wish my tail was flexible enough to do adorable things like this 🥺❤️
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wish my tail was flexible enough to do adorable things like this 🥺❤️
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December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.
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We got them Jack Frost memes
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
We got them Jack Frost memes
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Merry Christmas Eve to those who celebrate!
(Art by Ross IG: deaddark23)
(Art by Ross IG: deaddark23)
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Merry Christmas Eve to those who celebrate!
(Art by Ross IG: deaddark23)
(Art by Ross IG: deaddark23)
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Make this you cowards
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Make this you cowards
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Having A Blast Playing Never Have I Ever With Mother Hotdog My New BFF 😄
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Having A Blast Playing Never Have I Ever With Mother Hotdog My New BFF 😄
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RIP June Lockhart. She was ahead of her time. The host is a bigot, whoever the hell she was.
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
RIP June Lockhart. She was ahead of her time. The host is a bigot, whoever the hell she was.
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Travis Chapman
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Travis Chapman
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It took me too long to realize Chameleon's talent is a metaphor for menstruation.
September 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It took me too long to realize Chameleon's talent is a metaphor for menstruation.
They made DLC for monopoly...
August 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They made DLC for monopoly...
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I'm pretty sure Geese have been carrying firearms around, and we just never noticed.
August 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm pretty sure Geese have been carrying firearms around, and we just never noticed.
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All Priest spells in Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1) ✨
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
All Priest spells in Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1) ✨
What if cat's tails were just sharp as knives?
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What if cat's tails were just sharp as knives?