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Saint Foo
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Just this guy, you know?
CHOTINER: She’s 35 years older than you.

NY POST EDITOR: Yeah. Yes.

CHOTINER: But you call her your second cousin once removed.

NY POST EDITOR: I mean, yes, because that’s - that’s technically…

CHOTINER: And you don’t think that’s weird.

NY POST EDITOR: I just, uh, listen, can we start over?
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
CHOTINER: You came back in time to father the savior of the human race.

KYLE REESE: I know how it sounds.

CHOTINER: And there’s a robot chasing you who “will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”

KYLE REESE: Yeah, that’s - wait. Are YOU a Terminator?

CHOTINER: Can we go off-record for a second?
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Pete Hegseth is also running the mission “Operation Every Night Hammered”
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We are currently clean on OPSEC
March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can never be too careful so just remember to check your mirrors and look both ways and check your mirrors again when you back that azz up
don't call me big daddy i am working on my weight as best i am able to do so but last week carol brought in those pastries to work and your dinners are so delicious i overeat baby so just call me by my first name when you back that azz up
you a pretty fine woman better make sure you drink enough water, get enough sleep and remember to stretch for longer periods than you used to before engaging in vigorous backing that azz up
November 10, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Tim Walz says he’d love to hear more about Pikachu and then sits down and asks a series of gently probing questions that somehow expand your own understanding of Pikachu
August 8, 2024 at 4:47 AM