Sam Walker
@samicorn.bsky.social
she/they
Don't touch my sandwich.
Don't touch my sandwich.
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
I recommend bringing deviled eggs to the sugar-saturated work holiday function.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I recommend bringing deviled eggs to the sugar-saturated work holiday function.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
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Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am doomed.
I am doomed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am doomed.
I am doomed.
In the subway tonight, saw a gang of Guardian Angels for the first time ever and also an influencer dude carrying a silver platter of sticks of butter with giant cartoon hands. He offered the Angles some butter but they declined.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In the subway tonight, saw a gang of Guardian Angels for the first time ever and also an influencer dude carrying a silver platter of sticks of butter with giant cartoon hands. He offered the Angles some butter but they declined.
I’m headed to deep MAGA country this weekend for a wedding and oh how fun would it be for the files to drop before my arrival 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m headed to deep MAGA country this weekend for a wedding and oh how fun would it be for the files to drop before my arrival 🙏
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
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#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
NYC-SALUTE-zine-11-12.pdf
drive.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
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A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.
Does this mean I finally get to know what it’s like to have a good NYC mayor?
a man sitting in front of a television with the number ten on the screen
ALT: a man sitting in front of a television with the number ten on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Does this mean I finally get to know what it’s like to have a good NYC mayor?
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excited for full trans Marxist sharia, what a time
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
excited for full trans Marxist sharia, what a time
Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like:
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like:
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Donald Trump’s father destroyed Steeplechase Park, the iconic amusement palace of Coney Island. Before demolition, he hosted a party for his rich fuck friends where bikini clad waitresses gave them bricks to throw through Steeplechase’s famous stained glass windows
Donald Trump knocked down the White House East Wing without notice and before approvals —a developer move known as ‘anticipatory demolition,’ where you tear down a building before the preservationists can intervene. His dad did it too.
Trump Used His Dad’s Dirtiest Move on the East Wing
Donald Trump knocked down the White House East Wing without notice and before approvals —a developer move known as ‘anticipatory demolition,’ where you tear down a building before the preservationists can intervene. His dad did it too.
www.curbed.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Donald Trump’s father destroyed Steeplechase Park, the iconic amusement palace of Coney Island. Before demolition, he hosted a party for his rich fuck friends where bikini clad waitresses gave them bricks to throw through Steeplechase’s famous stained glass windows
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New York State "How To Report ICE" zines (Buffalo, NYC & Rochester) have been updated to include a QR code to Attorney General Letitia James' form to report federal activity.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Zines in English - Google Drive
drive.google.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
New York State "How To Report ICE" zines (Buffalo, NYC & Rochester) have been updated to include a QR code to Attorney General Letitia James' form to report federal activity.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
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A timeline palate cleanser: last night I started an acting 101 class to boost my improv skills, and there were many folks in their 20s/30s taking the class with no acting experience at all just because it was something they'd always wanted to try 🥹
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A timeline palate cleanser: last night I started an acting 101 class to boost my improv skills, and there were many folks in their 20s/30s taking the class with no acting experience at all just because it was something they'd always wanted to try 🥹