Sanophale
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Cringey memory? That's because only a small proportion of your actions were mistakes, so they stand out more. The fix is to make a bunch more mistakes so they don't feel as unique.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
Cringey memory? That's because only a small proportion of your actions were mistakes, so they stand out more. The fix is to make a bunch more mistakes so they don't feel as unique.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cringey memory? That's because only a small proportion of your actions were mistakes, so they stand out more. The fix is to make a bunch more mistakes so they don't feel as unique.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
Get out there, tell your waiter you hope they enjoy their meal. Blow on cold food. Run over a cop giving a ticket.
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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you know i had to do it to em
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you know i had to do it to em
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Whipped this one up real quick:
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Whipped this one up real quick:
New CNN slogan suggestion: "News you can bet on!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
New CNN slogan suggestion: "News you can bet on!"
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Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
New hellscape idea: Replace life insurance with betting on when you die using the Kalshi x CNN betting market! If you get the cause of death right, it pays out double!
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New hellscape idea: Replace life insurance with betting on when you die using the Kalshi x CNN betting market! If you get the cause of death right, it pays out double!
It must be a great comfort to the guides that, as ever more segregationist policies are enacted, they can rely on the organization to firmly capitulate.
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It must be a great comfort to the guides that, as ever more segregationist policies are enacted, they can rely on the organization to firmly capitulate.
Hegseth: Normally the military will send a sheep to get vision of the area, but for naval engagements it's just not possible. You'd know that if you'd been to real wars like I have.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hegseth: Normally the military will send a sheep to get vision of the area, but for naval engagements it's just not possible. You'd know that if you'd been to real wars like I have.
A friend tried generating one with Gemini, and it seems better at first.........
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A friend tried generating one with Gemini, and it seems better at first.........
Brit*sh court confirms cell phones more valuable than trans people, Parlament moves to protect cell phones from teenagers. What other rights have cell phones been denied? More at 11.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Brit*sh court confirms cell phones more valuable than trans people, Parlament moves to protect cell phones from teenagers. What other rights have cell phones been denied? More at 11.
Destroy your Ring camera today.
New: cops used Flock AI-enabled cameras to monitor No Kings protests around the country. Also monitored No Hands protests and protests against DOGE.
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
Cops Used Flock to Monitor No Kings Protests Around the Country
A massive cache of Flock lookups collated by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) shows as many as 50 federal, state, and local agencies used Flock during protests over the last year.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Destroy your Ring camera today.
It's really hacky writing that they put the dad from Peacemaker in charge of ICE. Reality needs to stop plagiarizing like this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's really hacky writing that they put the dad from Peacemaker in charge of ICE. Reality needs to stop plagiarizing like this.
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Very excited… going to the US Mint today to taste a penny fresh off the line. Been waiting for this all my life.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Very excited… going to the US Mint today to taste a penny fresh off the line. Been waiting for this all my life.
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Alt text can be fun, it let me come up with the description: "Shoddy AI animated Mamdani unhinging his jaw to shovel the smiling Big Apple's face into his mouth while mpreg Bill stares admiringly."
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Alt text can be fun, it let me come up with the description: "Shoddy AI animated Mamdani unhinging his jaw to shovel the smiling Big Apple's face into his mouth while mpreg Bill stares admiringly."
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Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.
Finally got around to printing this amazing terrain by Tired World Studios. Went with .12 layer height on every section but one, see if you can tell.
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Finally got around to printing this amazing terrain by Tired World Studios. Went with .12 layer height on every section but one, see if you can tell.
"The Epstein Memorial Ballroom" has a good ring to it.
anyways i'm not james carville or nothing but it just seems like an easy layup to get everyone to start calling it the epstein ballroom
like how hard could it be, idk, get marjorie taylor greene to help if you need to
like how hard could it be, idk, get marjorie taylor greene to help if you need to
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"The Epstein Memorial Ballroom" has a good ring to it.
My first Minecraft building in creative mode.
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My first Minecraft building in creative mode.