Sarahdactyl
@sarahdactyl-33.bsky.social
I swear to god the nonsensical Instagram aspect ratio rules will make me fully lose it one day. Why allow 9x16 for stories and reels but not posts? Why no aspect ratio mixing in the same post? Why 4x5 instead of 2x3? Why can you specify aspect ratio when uploading on desktop but not mobile?
April 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I swear to god the nonsensical Instagram aspect ratio rules will make me fully lose it one day. Why allow 9x16 for stories and reels but not posts? Why no aspect ratio mixing in the same post? Why 4x5 instead of 2x3? Why can you specify aspect ratio when uploading on desktop but not mobile?
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I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
It's so funny to me that influencer culture has become so ingrained into everyday speech patterns that now people will say things like "going to unbox my new TV" or "got this shirt when I did an Old Navy haul" when they are not creating content they are just opening their TV or shopping for clothes
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's so funny to me that influencer culture has become so ingrained into everyday speech patterns that now people will say things like "going to unbox my new TV" or "got this shirt when I did an Old Navy haul" when they are not creating content they are just opening their TV or shopping for clothes
"Sunday Scaries" sounds way too cutesy for what I am experiencing right now. This is pure unadulterated dread. 🙃
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Sunday Scaries" sounds way too cutesy for what I am experiencing right now. This is pure unadulterated dread. 🙃
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Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
What I don't understand about The Hawk Tuah Girl is why hasn't she just pivoted to OF? If you're going to make your whole brand blow jobs you might as well be making blow jobs money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
What I don't understand about The Hawk Tuah Girl is why hasn't she just pivoted to OF? If you're going to make your whole brand blow jobs you might as well be making blow jobs money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They should invent a trivia night where the questions are all about things that I specifically have had a hyperfixation on
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
They should invent a trivia night where the questions are all about things that I specifically have had a hyperfixation on
Been approached in 3 different stores this week by people asking me where something is. I guess I have resting "I work here" face? 🤷♀️
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Been approached in 3 different stores this week by people asking me where something is. I guess I have resting "I work here" face? 🤷♀️
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Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Ban pharmaceutical ads!
I think we need to keep calling all short text/image sharing platforms Twitters, and all posts on them Tweets. Make it generic. Make him lose those trademarks to the public domain. 🐦
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I think we need to keep calling all short text/image sharing platforms Twitters, and all posts on them Tweets. Make it generic. Make him lose those trademarks to the public domain. 🐦
Wacky idea 🤪 what if instead of banning women from combat zones, we just ban combat zones
November 22, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Wacky idea 🤪 what if instead of banning women from combat zones, we just ban combat zones
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
9 times out of 10 if I edit a sent message it's because I punctuated my sentence with "lol" but I misstyped and autocorrect didn't catch it because it's the last word in the sentence lok
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
9 times out of 10 if I edit a sent message it's because I punctuated my sentence with "lol" but I misstyped and autocorrect didn't catch it because it's the last word in the sentence lok
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Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:
“What a weird thing to say”
“Do you hear yourself right now?”
“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”
“I won’t let you talk to them that way”
“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”
“Shut the fuck up, dude”
“What a weird thing to say”
“Do you hear yourself right now?”
“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”
“I won’t let you talk to them that way”
“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”
“Shut the fuck up, dude”
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
The responsibility for resisting and correcting this behavior shouldn’t fall solely on a specific gender. If you’re a man of conscience and you see another man mimicking Nick Fuentes, fuck him up on sight before the women even get a chance. I mean that.
November 9, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:
“What a weird thing to say”
“Do you hear yourself right now?”
“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”
“I won’t let you talk to them that way”
“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”
“Shut the fuck up, dude”
“What a weird thing to say”
“Do you hear yourself right now?”
“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”
“I won’t let you talk to them that way”
“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”
“Shut the fuck up, dude”
Pleaseee I'm begging. If not this year then next year! 🎅
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Pleaseee I'm begging. If not this year then next year! 🎅