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Sarah Jarvis
@sarahjarvis.bsky.social
Shrewsbury, England
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I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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#ChristmasWishes ~ Gaia is happy to let you know #SantaPaws arrived last night & brought them lots of presents & would like to thank you all for your donations & support. The volunteers all agree with her. The support has been amazing xx😽🐾🎅🎄💖 #inthecompanyofcats #villagecats
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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merry xmas everyone
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I've not put together a fancy video or anything, but I just want to say thanks to everyone who's supported Big Green Books this year.

I'm sometimes a bit rubbish, but I do my best.

Hope you lot have the very best Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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starting the difficult socialisation process three years ago
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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By this time tonight I was meant to have made my bread sauce, cranberry sauce and begun the gingerbread stuffing, and yet I find myself, tasks still undone, on my sofa, with drink and cake to hand, happily gazing at my Christmas-Grotto-garden. Rather thrilled with my new light-up deer, I must say.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Top Tip: Make your friends think you’ve been on holiday to Turkey by painting your teeth with Tippex
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?”

“Well…”
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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My dad also does very lovely landscapes. I'm especially fond of this Peak District scene which he painted in the 80s while working as a supply teacher in rough Nottingham schools and dreaming about escape.

More of his work is on sale here: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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LIFE RULES:
Insulate your house with books to ward off evil
Oppose the zombie AI apocalypse
Never click on a link to the Daily Mail
Use double the recommended amount of garlic
Always stop to say hi to sheep
And to horses too (but in a fake posh voice)

I think that's more or less everything covered?
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Pete’s latest thing is knocking all the Christmas cards off the sideboard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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“This painting of my cat is useless!”
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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This will be my first Christmas in my forever home. In the manual that Missy left me she said that the wrapping and trimmings on the present are a gift in and of themselves and not to overlook them. Is she right?
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I hope you know I love you. 💕
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Die Hard (1988) 🎬🖤

Directed by John McTiernan
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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How Dutch people get rid of unfashionable footwear
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Really? The greatest opportunity ever to call yourself Focaccia in the Rye and you didnt take it?
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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#1 Adorable Cat Memes for Pawrents Who Need a Soft Snuggle for the Soul
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Yes, I must roll the ball with the bell in it down the wooden steps in the middle of the night. Why do you ask? 🔔
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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uh oh
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Night night sweet dreamies

You are not a failure

The one who falls and gets up is stronger than the one who never tried
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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My daughter had stopped using her seatbelt. So I showed her the "Julie knew her killer" road safety advert from 1998. No need to ask now. Clunk click, every trip.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Little copy cat! 💖
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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This is the post they will arrest me for if I try to get into America.
The world-weariest of all footballers was Thierry Ennui.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM