remember how in elementary school the teacher would punish the whole class if one kid acted out, and instead of getting mad at the teacher, the other students get mad at the one kid?

this administration remembers that too.

fuck it, defund and shut down the National Weather Service. replace it with a graph of this guy and his kid's nighttime erections.

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

the pasta
it escaped its strainer
no
NO!
pasta in sink

Studies show that 97% of trans people are happy with their decision to transition. But they don’t talk about the 3% with regrets! While most people who regret some aspect of HRT do not detransition, it’s important to discuss what mainstream media doesn’t want to talk about.

Let‘s break it down. 👇🧵

honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.

devious work from oomf

biblically accurate polycule chart

It's cold and the turkeys would like to come in please

reverse cowgirl so she can watch minecraft parkour while im bouncing on it silly style

family holidays are wild bc why does some random lady I saw for a few days over a decade ago think it’s okay to sneak up behind me and start touching my hair before saying hello

to the person who said they liked my vibe at the end of my bar shift last night:
sorry I only realized we were flirting about an hour later and accidentally dommed you into drinking water