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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 8h

How about some Hungry Mungries, young and really young?

Tan and dark brown sled dog with tongue lolling out happily standing in the grass. His flompy ears are standing almost straight up!

Tan and dark brown sled dog puppy sitting amongst grass and garden hoses next to a shed. His ears are flopping down and he has a bit of concerned/focused look on his face. Don’t worry, he’s exceptionally innocent

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rue @pseudelight.ink · 8h

Meeting mom at the ER. Please send dogs and birds (sorry to cat friends, she isn't a cat person, I still love you!) as well as any good vibes you may have. ❤️

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 20h

Every time you retweet something like this I have like a second of wondering “wait is she serious”

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

I forgot how incredible Autumn Dogs season is

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 1d

goooood morning it is crisp and bright out there, and this little lady had a nice long jaunt where she could see her breath the whole time so yes: Lucy Loved That Walk

Big fluffy black and tan husky mix smiling in a big pile of red leaves beside a sidewalk.

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Occam’s razor would suggest they are that classic thing we all know and love: agonizing screams of happiness

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Gorgeoussss

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Otter Run @otterrunkennel.bsky.social · 1d

Good Morning 🍂🌞

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Newsroom fan identified

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 1d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

This worked for Bannon, too (at least, the timelines lined up)

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1d

It's terribly childish, but when everybody started using the phrase President Musk, he got the boot. IJS.

Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 1d

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 2d

crunch crunch crunch crunch

Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 2d

🐺🍂 #happymonday #ambassadorwolf

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 2d

Would you accept two very good sticks

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 2d

that’s a very good stick Tâf but you still aren’t getting my coronation chicken

A corgi looking entreatingly at the camera having presented a fine stick

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Kat ❤️🐕🛷 🌻🇺🇦🌻 #UglyDogs @mrsa2003.bsky.social · 2d

That reminds me I need to get Pisco her yearly pumpkin!

A Blue Heeler wearing butterfly wings inspecting a small pumpkin on an outdoor deck

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Toni Reitter @tonichelle.bsky.social · 2d

I feel we could all use a timeline cleanse, so how about another puppy picture from when I went and visited that one place in Seward back in September. #AlaskaLife #SledDog #DogLife #Alaska #SledDogLife #DogPhotography #MushLoveDog

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 2d

10 years but if there’s an “event” and it’s been more than five years they will give you a shot.

Signed,
Someone who managed to get an electrical wiring pin extractor buried pretty deep into the fleshy part of the thumb muscle last year

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