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@sassyvet.bsky.social
Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
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@sassyvet.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
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I have no complaints about the dancers
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I have no complaints about the dancers
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Reminder, have sex with your wife.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reminder, have sex with your wife.
Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅
Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.😄
But a Tiger Wood.😄
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.😄
But a Tiger Wood.😄
I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve.
I might not even go..
I might not even go..
December 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve.
I might not even go..
I might not even go..
Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up..
Unreal
Unreal
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up..
Unreal
Unreal
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
I need some cool people to follow
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I need some cool people to follow
People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times?
Definitely not lettuce😆
Definitely not lettuce😆
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times?
Definitely not lettuce😆
Definitely not lettuce😆
If you relate to me please seek help immediately
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you relate to me please seek help immediately
I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
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Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
September 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos.
We're losing.
We're losing.
August 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos.
We're losing.
We're losing.
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i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
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I got 3 likes!!
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August 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I got 3 likes!!
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stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
August 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
August 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes