Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA
@scarredempire.bsky.social
--- ruthlessly pleasant --- deranged craftsman
--- tired
I'm not happy I'm here either but now it's all of our problem
dictated not read
--- tired
I'm not happy I'm here either but now it's all of our problem
dictated not read
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November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Its absolutely wild to see folks still saying this shit after a decade plus demonstrating the dnc dccc and geriatric party leadership would rather lose, forever, than allow anyone challenging the old guard orthodoxy a shot, case in point a dying Gerry Connelly over a not dying AOC for oversight ffs
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Its absolutely wild to see folks still saying this shit after a decade plus demonstrating the dnc dccc and geriatric party leadership would rather lose, forever, than allow anyone challenging the old guard orthodoxy a shot, case in point a dying Gerry Connelly over a not dying AOC for oversight ffs
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I love bluesky because people are still trying to correct this one
People keep telling me “chimps are apes not monkeys” and such and motherfucker Jane Goodall is dead, it is whatever I say it is
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I love bluesky because people are still trying to correct this one
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Let’s hope so.
News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”
News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Let’s hope so.
News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”
News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”
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This, by the way, is what "testing the Supremacy clause" looks like in practice. Kudos to Portland cops for upholding their oath to serve and protect their community, but a sad state of affairs when the state sanction enforcement branches are arguing. Back the blue, I guess??
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This, by the way, is what "testing the Supremacy clause" looks like in practice. Kudos to Portland cops for upholding their oath to serve and protect their community, but a sad state of affairs when the state sanction enforcement branches are arguing. Back the blue, I guess??
Tl;dr : "i have a gun"
Speech trainer John Bowe writes, "As a public speaking expert, I use one phrase that gets audiences to instantly perk up and pay attention."
'Highly engaging' people use this 3-word phrase to get people to listen, says public speaking expert
Given people's short attention spans, it's never been harder to get people engaged in what we have to say. Public speaking expert John Bowe shares the 3-word phrase that will instantly make people listen.
cnb.cx
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Tl;dr : "i have a gun"
Alien Earth is the tits right out the gate, Noah Hawley still batting a thousand; there's not even any damn alien yet and I'm already physically uncomfortable and inexplicably frightened from lighting, score, and set design
August 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Alien Earth is the tits right out the gate, Noah Hawley still batting a thousand; there's not even any damn alien yet and I'm already physically uncomfortable and inexplicably frightened from lighting, score, and set design
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
![[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihjvnz2ttxl7z4a2b3a4kylubobgvqxmjhwz6yuetuztzoc4g2s4y@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
Big tip of the cap to Zohran for making me feel an emotion other than dread hell yeah brother you got this in the bag inshallah feel
June 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Big tip of the cap to Zohran for making me feel an emotion other than dread hell yeah brother you got this in the bag inshallah feel
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Sometimes fate calls upon us to hold a beer. Sometimes, destiny demands our beer be held.
June 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sometimes fate calls upon us to hold a beer. Sometimes, destiny demands our beer be held.
True story the existence of my sister can be solely attributed to grapefruit juice making birth control not work
good lord apparently PSA that grapefruit fucks with like every medication ever. WHY ISN'T THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE
June 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
True story the existence of my sister can be solely attributed to grapefruit juice making birth control not work
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An all-crunch, bright salad that I riff on for as long as the warm weather lasts, and also a favorite reminder that there are few salads not improved by a good chop, herbs and salty accents.
smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...
smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
An all-crunch, bright salad that I riff on for as long as the warm weather lasts, and also a favorite reminder that there are few salads not improved by a good chop, herbs and salty accents.
smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...
smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...
If you mix a lot of aniline wood dye, or shellac flake, and you're always grabbing cans of denatured alcohol to do it you should stop that, denatured alcohol is poison, and you should hear the gospel of our Lord and savior "200 proof food grade ethanol from a lab supply store"
May 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you mix a lot of aniline wood dye, or shellac flake, and you're always grabbing cans of denatured alcohol to do it you should stop that, denatured alcohol is poison, and you should hear the gospel of our Lord and savior "200 proof food grade ethanol from a lab supply store"
Do not speak to me, do not look at me, do not acknowledge my existence in the slightest if i am on an airplane i am already having a dogshit time and spontaneous conversation will end with me making a play for the emergency exit door mid air
Unpopular opinion: I know it's cool to wear your earbuds and carry a book while pasting a disinterested, don't-talk-to-me expression on your face, but I like to talk to the person sitting beside me on airplanes. I liked it when we were willing to be inconvenienced by strangers.
April 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Do not speak to me, do not look at me, do not acknowledge my existence in the slightest if i am on an airplane i am already having a dogshit time and spontaneous conversation will end with me making a play for the emergency exit door mid air
Love that #andor s2e3 made it canon in Star Wars that Mon Mothma can absolutley serve on the dance floor, just cut a fuckin rug
a woman in a yellow dress is dancing in front of a disney+ logo
Alt: Clip from Andor showing Mon Mothma dancing at an event
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Love that #andor s2e3 made it canon in Star Wars that Mon Mothma can absolutley serve on the dance floor, just cut a fuckin rug
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This pasta is always a massive hit for something so seemingly simple. Ricotta is dolloped in near the end but not stirred or cooked and then the whole dish gets a six-part finish: olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, parmesan and slivers of mint.
smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...
smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...
April 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This pasta is always a massive hit for something so seemingly simple. Ricotta is dolloped in near the end but not stirred or cooked and then the whole dish gets a six-part finish: olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, parmesan and slivers of mint.
smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...
smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...
Taping my Microsoft Zune to the steel bathroom partition above the 2nd best glory hole in the truck stop, so i can listen to All Things Considered
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Taping my Microsoft Zune to the steel bathroom partition above the 2nd best glory hole in the truck stop, so i can listen to All Things Considered
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I want to take a moment to appreciate the god tier pure disrespect borderline hatred shown by whoever put my new busted tape measure in a box along with a loose handful of tape that is surprisingly difficult to get into a box
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I want to take a moment to appreciate the god tier pure disrespect borderline hatred shown by whoever put my new busted tape measure in a box along with a loose handful of tape that is surprisingly difficult to get into a box
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You're killing me. There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️ #art #illustration
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You're killing me. There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️ #art #illustration
You know back in my day people used to actually talk to each other, you wouldn't overhear war plans unless you are in the booth next to Kissinger at the Copa discussing how many b-52's were going into Cambodia over a half carafe of Pimm's cup
March 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know back in my day people used to actually talk to each other, you wouldn't overhear war plans unless you are in the booth next to Kissinger at the Copa discussing how many b-52's were going into Cambodia over a half carafe of Pimm's cup
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