This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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Mister Rogers never misses

STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!

REPORTER: Yesterday you said you were not sure who ordered the munitions ordered to Ukraine. Have you figured it out?

TRUMP: I haven't though about it

REPORTER: What does it say that such a decision could be made without you knowing?

TRUMP: I would know. If a decision was made I will know.

Feel like "Don't you want to fight these bastards for real?" would be a good campaign slogan for a primarily challenger to a Democratic incumbent.

This guy consistently posts songs with incredible lyrics mere hours after events unfurl. This was a good one.

Well payed, Harvard, well played.

Harvard offers FREE American Government course.

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

Here they are: 15 of the absolute best, most brilliant, most cutting, and most creative protest signs we spotted across the more than 1,300 demonstrations against the Trump regime on Saturday.

Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.

when space budgets hit so hard you end up playing with yourself

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The @portlandseadogs.bsky.social will play on Aug. 2 as the Maine Candlepins.

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

An ad for "truly timeless" watch bands popped up in an app I was using.

That's pretty much the definition of a watch band. A little research confirmed that a non-timeless watch band is technically a watch.

And just in case those ad makers are listening, truly timeless watches are called bracelets.