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Arlington -> Alexandria and never looking back
I miss this guy so much.
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The voter fraud they warn you about
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe the next Louvre heist will involve stealing the "R" from the name
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Painting of the day - The Librarian by Giuseppe Arcimboldo.
September 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Alexandria City Council approves permanent closure of 200 block of King Street

www.alxnow.com/2025/09/13/a...
Alexandria City Council approves permanent closure of 200 block of King Street | ALXnow
The Alexandria City Council unanimously voted Saturday to permanently close the 200 block of King Street to vehicular traffic, extending the city's pedestrian zone after a successful pilot program. The...
www.alxnow.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
How am I already burnt out at work? It has only been two weeks since vacation
August 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It took a long time to get this ear to freestand like this
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I have backslid to levels of steam sale splurging not seen since receiving my first actual paycheck as a 22-year-old. I'm so fucked
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · May 15
do not do this. your addiction to hunting steam for deals and sales will come back with a vengeance. I have four different fishing games in my cart, man. I need help
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 25
finally splashed out for a steam deck ahead of a month of work travel and it’s cool. I was skeptical anyone could build a truly great handheld pc but it’s really good. what games should I pick up? any tips and tricks?
June 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@arlingtondes.bsky.social 4MR near the water treatment plant this morning
April 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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by the age of 30 you should have at least 5000 PDFs in your downloads folder
April 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Functional alcoholism becomes more tempting by the day
February 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Bitch you are the government.
February 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'd probably be in an exponentially better mood if I didn't have to take the red line to get into the office.
January 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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But how will they remember their heritage?
Assad statues are being toppled. People are dancing in the streets.
December 8, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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La cultura de la sidra asturiana se convierte en patrimonio de la humanidad. “Se hace justicia con nuestra memoria y este reconocimiento mundial debe servir también como un golpe de autoestima”
La cultura de la sidra asturiana, patrimonio de la humanidad
La Unesco incorpora la bebida tradicional y sus costumbres al catálogo de bienes inmateriales
buff.ly
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances.

That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.
December 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Live your life in such a way so that people aren’t completely apathetic when you get gunned down in broad daylight in the middle of Manhattan
December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM