schneptune.bsky.social
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definitely Phil’s daughter
I was born on the edge of a great marsh and raised near another. (drove across bits of both today and feeling nostalgic.) so—when do I get my Bog Witch starter kit? I’ll take Marsh Hag if they’re out
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
happy Tuesday the 23rd to all who celebrate (I think that’s just me actually). one little fart of positivity in the cloud of debris pluming up from the wastage of 2025. cheers
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
driving teen to school, great song comes on the radio

teen: hehe. That sounded like he said “I want my own TV”

me: MTV. He said MTV

teen: What’s MTV?

me: let me pull over before I crumble into d—you know what, I’ll tell you after school
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
relevant to goth interests (and other ones too of course. but definitely goth ones)
Bird-of-paradise inspires darkest fabric ever made | Cornell Chronicle
The color “ultrablack” has a variety of uses, including in cameras, solar panels and telescopes, but it’s difficult to produce and can appear less black when viewed at an angle. A Cornell lab has devi...
news.cornell.edu
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Time to take Halloween down
Before the rain comes round
How do I reach for decor way up high?
Carefully,
carefully,
careful - l-y.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
wait. wait…I’m having a very uncomfortable notion. could…federal indictment be a stamp of APPROVAL from the Felon in Chief?!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
how many kitted-out turkey dinners would $300 million buy? asking for same 340 million friends
October 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
oh hey thanks for the list of pathetic pay-to-players, WH (and HCR)…I’ll keep it handy.
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I never saw myself as the tiki mug type but here we are
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
my half-husky is blowing coat but only on her elbows. weirdo
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
so does evil really contain the seeds of its own destruction? asking for 340 million friends
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who’s your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
www.kqed.org/arts/1398189... Mychal works at The Library. the one I went to as a kid. the one that taught me to love libraries. 🥲
‘Reading Rainbow’ to Return, With New Host Mychal Threets | KQED
The popular Bay Area librarian will step into LaVar Burton's role as host when the series relaunches.
www.kqed.org
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Empress Sisi was so extra and I love it
This ultra dramatic, #frockingfabulous mourning veil and mask was worn by Empress Elisabeth of Austria, aka Sisi, following the 1889 death of her son, Rudolf, in the Mayerling incident. Made by Fanny Scheiner (settle down at the back), via the Imperial Carriage Museum, Vienna. #Fashionhistory
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
finally Let’s Go Brandon means something good
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hope Ms Cox intended the Stefon reference in this caption because I couldn’t help reading it that way
This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor.

Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social

newrepublic.com/article/1996...
The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Gunning for Susan Collins
Graham Platner’s campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he’s building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.
newrepublic.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
lots of advice about being a healthy woman of a certain age out there—and quite a lot of it is PROTEIN! PROTEIN! PROTEIN!

no wonder Baba Yaga eats children
August 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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on the one hand I should absolutely put my phone down but on the other hand what if the forces attacking democracy operate on weeping angels logic
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Cartoon: I took a crack (heh) at the Cracker Barrel logo. I think I nailed it :)
August 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
so…when do we get to eat cake?
August 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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*extremely suspicious voice* So you're saying if I drink this, I definitely *won't* be dragged down into the infinite abyss by the Deep Ones?
August 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NPR workin’ at the sanewash (workin’ at the sanewash yeah)
August 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
open.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM