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Jordan Dunn
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I try to be a net positive human being. Sco Ducks forever🦆🟢🟡🦆
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top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Today I will not be watching any NFL games that take place in domed stadiums because those are literally echo chambers
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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probably my favorite form of bluesky intro is "ok let's see what this bad boy can do" as though you're hopping on an experimental motorcycle
November 15, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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I need you to delete this because this is an actual business plan
Two 6'10" dudes trying to fight on a plane is absolutely my type of mma
November 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it
November 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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College football Saturday on Bluesky. Let's see if this dog can hunt

(hunt = recreate some of the spirit that Twitter had in like 2019)
November 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM