top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn

Today I will not be watching any NFL games that take place in domed stadiums because those are literally echo chambers

probably my favorite form of bluesky intro is "ok let's see what this bad boy can do" as though you're hopping on an experimental motorcycle

Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!

I need you to delete this because this is an actual business plan

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it

College football Saturday on Bluesky. Let's see if this dog can hunt

(hunt = recreate some of the spirit that Twitter had in like 2019)

Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.