Seasonal Hams
@aggressivehams.bsky.social
Bowled a 300 in Wii Sports in 2008 but I don't like to make a big deal about it
The Lord blessed this woman with 17 vertebrae in her neck and she's using every one to speak to a manager about her experience
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Lord blessed this woman with 17 vertebrae in her neck and she's using every one to speak to a manager about her experience
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
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no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
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We're getting within range of an Indiana team ... the Hoosiers, of Bloomington's Indiana University, to be clear ... putting themselves into the Best College Football Team Ever debate. Indiana, mind you. Regulation American football, to be clear
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
We're getting within range of an Indiana team ... the Hoosiers, of Bloomington's Indiana University, to be clear ... putting themselves into the Best College Football Team Ever debate. Indiana, mind you. Regulation American football, to be clear
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"I got kicked out of Fat Mike's sex dungeon because of affirmative action quotas"
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"I got kicked out of Fat Mike's sex dungeon because of affirmative action quotas"
RIP to the Reebok lapel pin
Mike Nolan TRIED with the Niners and the league was like “LOLNO we get money from sponsors for coaches to wear athlesiurewear”
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
RIP to the Reebok lapel pin
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Mike Nolan TRIED with the Niners and the league was like “LOLNO we get money from sponsors for coaches to wear athlesiurewear”
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Mike Nolan TRIED with the Niners and the league was like “LOLNO we get money from sponsors for coaches to wear athlesiurewear”
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut/optometrist
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Important question - what’s everyone’s mixing bourbon?
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Important question - what’s everyone’s mixing bourbon?
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somebody said “what do you want for Christmas” and I said “Floyd of Rosedale” and my family doesn’t do jokes, his name is Clemence
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
somebody said “what do you want for Christmas” and I said “Floyd of Rosedale” and my family doesn’t do jokes, his name is Clemence
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I’m sorry to tell you this Christmas has been an eventful one 🤷🏼♂️. Enjoy the saga!
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m sorry to tell you this Christmas has been an eventful one 🤷🏼♂️. Enjoy the saga!
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Santa does not want your milk and biscuits.
What he really wants is:
- $250 in ones and tens
- Whisky
- Charcuterie plate
- Whole suckling pig
- Three or more lines of cocaine
- Reindeer pornography (graphic)
- False European passport
- A small dachshund names Dennis
- Wide spectrum antibiotics
What he really wants is:
- $250 in ones and tens
- Whisky
- Charcuterie plate
- Whole suckling pig
- Three or more lines of cocaine
- Reindeer pornography (graphic)
- False European passport
- A small dachshund names Dennis
- Wide spectrum antibiotics
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Santa does not want your milk and biscuits.
What he really wants is:
- $250 in ones and tens
- Whisky
- Charcuterie plate
- Whole suckling pig
- Three or more lines of cocaine
- Reindeer pornography (graphic)
- False European passport
- A small dachshund names Dennis
- Wide spectrum antibiotics
What he really wants is:
- $250 in ones and tens
- Whisky
- Charcuterie plate
- Whole suckling pig
- Three or more lines of cocaine
- Reindeer pornography (graphic)
- False European passport
- A small dachshund names Dennis
- Wide spectrum antibiotics
Haters said he couldn't throw it in the ocean. Who's laughing now?
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Haters said he couldn't throw it in the ocean. Who's laughing now?
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Curt Cignetti watching this game
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Curt Cignetti watching this game
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
Pretty clear that Kennesaw State's players had national championship expectations and couldn't get motivated here once they were left out of the playoff
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pretty clear that Kennesaw State's players had national championship expectations and couldn't get motivated here once they were left out of the playoff
Been telling my account to depreciate deez nutz for years and it's nice to finally put a number to it
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Been telling my account to depreciate deez nutz for years and it's nice to finally put a number to it
RC Cola would never do this to you. 100% of RC advertising is made with locally sourced, human made, signs for outfield walls at little league fields. Just as it has been for 60 years.
Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
RC Cola would never do this to you. 100% of RC advertising is made with locally sourced, human made, signs for outfield walls at little league fields. Just as it has been for 60 years.
Nick Castellanos announces it while rounding 2nd base
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nick Castellanos announces it while rounding 2nd base
It's theater failkids all the way down
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It's theater failkids all the way down
All desserts are better after they spend a lil time in the freezer
What’s your most controversial dessert opinion?
Options that make me feel skipping dessert:
Cannoli (actually most Italian pastries of that kind)
Tiramisu (sorry again, Italy)
Panettone (oh fuck IM SORRY)
British Christmas cake/pudding
Flan
Creme Brûlée
Pavlova or any kind of meringue
Options that make me feel skipping dessert:
Cannoli (actually most Italian pastries of that kind)
Tiramisu (sorry again, Italy)
Panettone (oh fuck IM SORRY)
British Christmas cake/pudding
Flan
Creme Brûlée
Pavlova or any kind of meringue
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All desserts are better after they spend a lil time in the freezer
Oh man I bet Matt Campbell is so pissed right now
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh man I bet Matt Campbell is so pissed right now
The real test of your age is how much your blood pressure rises when you read "Mixed Tape"
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The real test of your age is how much your blood pressure rises when you read "Mixed Tape"
Fuckin dork. AI would probably cost $800k/yr to be incredibly racist and hospitalize 13 players with rhabdoooo shit never mind
Whenever you're annoyed with Bluesky, click over to LinkedIn remember things can be much, much dumber.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fuckin dork. AI would probably cost $800k/yr to be incredibly racist and hospitalize 13 players with rhabdoooo shit never mind