Hambone Jones
@aggressivehams.bsky.social
Bowled a 300 in Wii Sports in 2008 but I don't like to make a big deal about it
Like grandma always said, let they who haven't subbed for a blender filled with golf balls cast the first stone
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Like grandma always said, let they who haven't subbed for a blender filled with golf balls cast the first stone
The most annoying people in politics have already typed the words "horseshoe theory" thousands of times in the last 30 minutes without knowing what they mean
this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The most annoying people in politics have already typed the words "horseshoe theory" thousands of times in the last 30 minutes without knowing what they mean
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
If your parents already have everything they need, give them the gift of knowing you aren't a complete degenerate by helping out some kids who really need it in their name. Write a cute little card with it, they'll love it.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If your parents already have everything they need, give them the gift of knowing you aren't a complete degenerate by helping out some kids who really need it in their name. Write a cute little card with it, they'll love it.
What I'm saying is there are a lot of people named Greg Murphy out there and most of us have had our email hacked so you can't just ctrl+F any name and...
Rep. Greg Murphy: "I do have some concerns because these files are voluminous and just being named does not make you guilty. If Epstein gave you a tip or something if you worked at a door or something, it doesn't make you guilty of a crime."
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What I'm saying is there are a lot of people named Greg Murphy out there and most of us have had our email hacked so you can't just ctrl+F any name and...
Every one of these was prefilled with a cute girl and 3 months worth of fast food garbage before being sent into the world to make you really appreciate the fragility of life on your commute
Let me tell you something bubba.... Nissan peaked right here!
The 2006 Nissan Maxima
The 2006 Nissan Maxima
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every one of these was prefilled with a cute girl and 3 months worth of fast food garbage before being sent into the world to make you really appreciate the fragility of life on your commute
That's...not how octopuses work?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That's...not how octopuses work?
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suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
This is the one. Any time someone mentions the word "meritocracy" ask their opinion on eliminating private schools and watch their face turn red
My most woke opinion?
All private schools should be illegal. All. No exceptions. Through undergraduate and graduate education. Your kid hits four, they’re going to be at their assigned pre-k, or you’re doing a night in lock up until they start.
All private schools should be illegal. All. No exceptions. Through undergraduate and graduate education. Your kid hits four, they’re going to be at their assigned pre-k, or you’re doing a night in lock up until they start.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This is the one. Any time someone mentions the word "meritocracy" ask their opinion on eliminating private schools and watch their face turn red
Here at UncleTerry.ai we believe that all children are capable of doing rad shit if they're cool about it and don't tell their parents
AI-enabled toys teach kids about matches, knives, kink
: Consumer advocacy researchers at PIRG tested four AI toys, and none of them passed muster
www.theregister.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here at UncleTerry.ai we believe that all children are capable of doing rad shit if they're cool about it and don't tell their parents
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Reasons for the male loneliness epidemic are starting to come into focus
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reasons for the male loneliness epidemic are starting to come into focus
Great option for masochists that want a few days of public humiliation but aren't ready to be open about permanently
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Great option for masochists that want a few days of public humiliation but aren't ready to be open about permanently
They didn't cave because it wasn't working, they caved because it was
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They didn't cave because it wasn't working, they caved because it was
The threats to the filibuster were enough to get it done. Dems are terrified of winning senate majority with no filibuster to hide behind. The job is to shrug and tell you there's nothing they can do in between donor luncheons. Senate votes on dem platform priorities would fuck up the whole system.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The threats to the filibuster were enough to get it done. Dems are terrified of winning senate majority with no filibuster to hide behind. The job is to shrug and tell you there's nothing they can do in between donor luncheons. Senate votes on dem platform priorities would fuck up the whole system.
One of my hips doesn't lie, the other cannot tell the truth...
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One of my hips doesn't lie, the other cannot tell the truth...
A lot of people like to take shots at Sam Altman but I'd like to see any of them lose 12 billion dollars in 3 months. Talent like this only comes along once in a lifetime.
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A lot of people like to take shots at Sam Altman but I'd like to see any of them lose 12 billion dollars in 3 months. Talent like this only comes along once in a lifetime.
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
For the record I also think China wins if you don't give me free stuff and let me do whatever I want with it
NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG WARNS CHINA COULD OVERTAKE U S IN A I RACE — CITING LOWER ENERGY COSTS AND LOOSER REGULATIONS AS KEY ADVANTAGES: FT
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
For the record I also think China wins if you don't give me free stuff and let me do whatever I want with it
Obligatory repost for the hardest intro video ever conceived by man or god
We live in a tumultuous world. But I take solace in the fact that the 2010 University of Alaska Fairbanks hockey intro video remains the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen.
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Obligatory repost for the hardest intro video ever conceived by man or god
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Links thread! Posting in my personal tiers:
18 - RUTGERS: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
17 - PURDUE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
16 - PENN STATE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
15 - NORTHWESTERN:
hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
18 - RUTGERS: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
17 - PURDUE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
16 - PENN STATE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
15 - NORTHWESTERN:
hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Links thread! Posting in my personal tiers:
18 - RUTGERS: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
17 - PURDUE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
16 - PENN STATE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
15 - NORTHWESTERN:
hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
18 - RUTGERS: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
17 - PURDUE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
16 - PENN STATE: hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
15 - NORTHWESTERN:
hooplanewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/2025-26-te...
Just gonna fire a soup can through my bay window and cut out the middle man
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just gonna fire a soup can through my bay window and cut out the middle man
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This dude can't grow a beard huh?
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This dude can't grow a beard huh?