Noooo don’t get nuked you’re so sexy
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Noooo don’t get nuked you’re so sexy
Let me be clear: I will suck for Sauna
March 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let me be clear: I will suck for Sauna
I love how my friends are like little chat gpts with their own special training data ❤️
February 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I love how my friends are like little chat gpts with their own special training data ❤️
(Action Bronson voice) I just put hot sauce on my cocaine
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
(Action Bronson voice) I just put hot sauce on my cocaine
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(somehow been hearing the word wrong for 6 years) Yeah, no more bottled water for me. Too many Michael plastics
January 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(somehow been hearing the word wrong for 6 years) Yeah, no more bottled water for me. Too many Michael plastics
What’s the positive version of cromulent fuckcrustable of a day?
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 AM
What’s the positive version of cromulent fuckcrustable of a day?
What if we kissed over a bowl of lentil soup
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 AM
What if we kissed over a bowl of lentil soup
If my uber driver could not play scary orchestral movie scores when I have major hangxiety that would be awesome
November 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
If my uber driver could not play scary orchestral movie scores when I have major hangxiety that would be awesome
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Can anyone tell me what anything is?
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Can anyone tell me what anything is?
Showing up to the gym with a 30 rack of beers and handing them out to everyone
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Showing up to the gym with a 30 rack of beers and handing them out to everyone
Autistic guy who can stare at QR codes and read the URL out loud
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Autistic guy who can stare at QR codes and read the URL out loud
In a past life I was a sad, drunken, but friendly inn-keeper
February 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
In a past life I was a sad, drunken, but friendly inn-keeper
In a past life I was a busty tavern wench
February 8, 2024 at 6:19 PM
In a past life I was a busty tavern wench
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male servers should be stripped of their basic human rights
February 4, 2024 at 4:06 AM
male servers should be stripped of their basic human rights
Call me Mario the way I’m eating mushrooms and jumping around like a retard
February 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Call me Mario the way I’m eating mushrooms and jumping around like a retard
On Noah’s ark and I got the whole squad laughing
February 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
On Noah’s ark and I got the whole squad laughing
I’m like an anteater if ants were beers
February 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I’m like an anteater if ants were beers
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I have an innate ability to eyeball the perfect smoothie ingredient ratios.. I think this is my calling. White boy who is low key genius with the fruit
October 6, 2023 at 9:53 PM
I have an innate ability to eyeball the perfect smoothie ingredient ratios.. I think this is my calling. White boy who is low key genius with the fruit
More like fetal alcohol WINdrome
September 30, 2023 at 3:54 AM
More like fetal alcohol WINdrome
Boy math is drinking 18 beers and calling it 6
September 30, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Boy math is drinking 18 beers and calling it 6
This sex? Yeah, it’s on fire
September 16, 2023 at 7:17 AM
This sex? Yeah, it’s on fire