one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

Folks, remember

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

It’s called a gotcha game because that’s how they get ya

Every episode of Andor should have had a little tag at the end where Luthen warns kids not to climb into refrigerators, or Cassian teaches you how to dial poison control.

thinking about the dude who got "baddest hombre, most high" tattooed on his face with a bandit mask stripe over his eyes

I hate fraud so much. I was lucky to be raised by a deeply ethical dad who worked in the real estate industry in Florida and so was constantly bringing home stories of the worst kinds of guys getting rich in ways that they felt were "illegal but fine" but were actually the worst kinds of theft.

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

Online, typing "hahahahahaha" is special to me. If I type it in response to you, you know I'm actually sitting here laughing while I type it. No politeness 'hahaha's

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Get a load of this Dick head