scout
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i contracted a disease that the only symptom is that i can smoke cigarettes all day and nothing bad happens
he/him
he/him
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On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen
oh my god i just realized that within the last 8 months i doubled my body count... fuck yeah, who else want me
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
oh my god i just realized that within the last 8 months i doubled my body count... fuck yeah, who else want me
idk if there's a enough cigarettes in the world for me & what went down tonight but i'm gonna start with 2 and see what happens from there
December 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
idk if there's a enough cigarettes in the world for me & what went down tonight but i'm gonna start with 2 and see what happens from there
at the risk of sounding like a mad loser, it blows my own mind how i have been in love with the same woman since i met her 12 years ago. we still talk and i would drop anything to go to her if she asked because my love for her still grows every day. full on gomez addams levels of worship.
December 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
at the risk of sounding like a mad loser, it blows my own mind how i have been in love with the same woman since i met her 12 years ago. we still talk and i would drop anything to go to her if she asked because my love for her still grows every day. full on gomez addams levels of worship.
new king of the hill tattoo and i love him so dearly
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
new king of the hill tattoo and i love him so dearly
i know instagram hates to see me coming after a long day of drinking & also insaaaaane sexual tension
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 AM
i know instagram hates to see me coming after a long day of drinking & also insaaaaane sexual tension
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I've been used, hurt & abandoned by multiple people in my past, but it's okay because I'm so much funnier than any of them.
December 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I've been used, hurt & abandoned by multiple people in my past, but it's okay because I'm so much funnier than any of them.
might get another king of the hill tattoo to mirror my halloween hank just to make my mother the most disappointed
December 16, 2024 at 4:19 PM
might get another king of the hill tattoo to mirror my halloween hank just to make my mother the most disappointed
i've said it before i'll say it again it's absolute BULLSHIT that i have to reach out to people and make plans if i like them and want to hang out with them like why do i crave human connections?? dumb!!!
December 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
i've said it before i'll say it again it's absolute BULLSHIT that i have to reach out to people and make plans if i like them and want to hang out with them like why do i crave human connections?? dumb!!!
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
unfortunately wicked has reawakened something in me that i thought i had killed & buried. but alas, it has domino'd and now i CANNOT stop listening to the legally blonde musical soundtrack
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 AM
unfortunately wicked has reawakened something in me that i thought i had killed & buried. but alas, it has domino'd and now i CANNOT stop listening to the legally blonde musical soundtrack
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oh no getting that delectable tingle in my fingertips!! i crave chaos!! how shall i implode my world today 🤔🤔
December 10, 2024 at 4:46 PM
oh no getting that delectable tingle in my fingertips!! i crave chaos!! how shall i implode my world today 🤔🤔
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going to charge my bong water under the full moon so i can take lunar imbibed rips
December 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
going to charge my bong water under the full moon so i can take lunar imbibed rips
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
as fall out boy once said, i'm alright in bed but i'm better with a penjamin or whatever
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
as fall out boy once said, i'm alright in bed but i'm better with a penjamin or whatever
wearing my homemade "TRANS LIVES ARE SACRED" shirt with my "NRA LIFETIME MEMBER" belt buckle just to keep everyone guessin
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
wearing my homemade "TRANS LIVES ARE SACRED" shirt with my "NRA LIFETIME MEMBER" belt buckle just to keep everyone guessin
i love meeting new people and having to explain that i'm not a soup guy because i CANT really explain it i just don't like soups!
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
i love meeting new people and having to explain that i'm not a soup guy because i CANT really explain it i just don't like soups!
3 hours left in my shift and all i want is to curl up with my boy
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
3 hours left in my shift and all i want is to curl up with my boy
been busy spending my paycheck today and it didn't bring any joy but then i remembered i promised myself a lego kit for christmas and now i'm ready to go shopping again
December 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
been busy spending my paycheck today and it didn't bring any joy but then i remembered i promised myself a lego kit for christmas and now i'm ready to go shopping again
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i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
just tried to watch my spotify wrapped and immediately felt like sobbing oh i don't think i want to see this year in a musical review even a little bit
December 4, 2024 at 2:39 PM
just tried to watch my spotify wrapped and immediately felt like sobbing oh i don't think i want to see this year in a musical review even a little bit