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screamingsealion.bsky.social
@screamingsealion.bsky.social
Adorkable. Nerd. Geek. Baker. Cat Mom. I have friends everywhere. 🍉
I can't be shocked by anything that comes out in the files.

Anyone who has seen stuff like this irl knows how insidious it is and widespread. How covered up it is.

If our own shitty family members could get away with it, of course the ultra wealthy and famous could. And would and have.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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It's November 4th. You wake up and see the statement from the Trump administration saying, "These elections were fraudulent and we refuse to certify any of them. Anyone who does will be prosecuted for conspiracy and treason."

What do you do?

We should be asking ourselves this question.
January 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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I know that Melania is a giant fuckin joke of a film, but it was made by the weirdo rapist Brett Ratner who was currently just given a pile of cash by Ellison to make Rush Hour 4

Be loud about not seeing that shit when it comes out and not fucking with anyone who chooses to work with that asshole
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Yes, who wrote this email to Jeffrey Epstein — and why did DOJ redact his name?
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Me: I love closing I am so happy I have a closing shift. (not realizing how well my body has adapted to opening for the first time in my 37 years)

Me an hour and half before closing:
a man is laying on the floor holding a bottle of beer .
ALT: a man is laying on the floor holding a bottle of beer .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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*rising hysterical laughter*
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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About 2 years ago my cat went from laying on my stomach to now insisting on laying across my boobs...

She knows where the comfy is.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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The Bulwark (which partners with Nazi platform Substack) here to tell you that the real victims of ICE are the police (who have actively helped ICE in every single city they deployed to) because people can't trust that the cops (who kill and abuse far more people than ICE)

Just great stuff lol
When I jump out of my truck, I got people running back into their apartments or staring at me and making phone calls....I'm not ICE, but they see a uniform and now I'm ICE."

@timmiller.bsky.social and @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social discuss real cops and how ICE is hurting law enforcement:
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
How you know someone went out living a good life, the first time you see them on screen after hearing about their passing you are cackling with laughter while crying.

Schitt's Creek was Catherine's Opus.
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I got to see two of my favorite customers yesterday and today.

And yes they are in fact Golden Retrievers.
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
My husband is so lucky I have some self control when it comes to pets.

Because a parrot and I locked eyes and it was giving me love eyes and trying real hard to come home with me at the pet store last week.
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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They’ll be about as outraged as the 2A people were over Alex Pretti.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It's a good thing I have a job I love and want to be at because when I stepped inside the garage to do a thing I was like no. This temperature is oppressive. And that's inside.

I might not make it in the north, Andy.
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If God is real I got some REAL BEEF with that mother fucker.
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Democrats rubber stamp the entire MAGA agenda by voting with fascists and getting not a single concession outside of a promise that they will talk about funding one tiny agency in the fascist regime two weeks later (when they no longer have any leverage of any kind)

Truly political masterminds
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If it weren't for zoloft right now I would be crashing out.
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This timeline fucking sucks. RIP Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Today I noticed one of the ICE trucks around our area behind me on the highway.

He was going very slow the way I have watched them pull people over on the way to work previously.

He ended up pulling over the person in front of me.
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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This is good and everyone frustrated with the inaction of the Democrats should watch it.
The Biggest Problems Of The Democratic Party
YouTube video by HasanAbi
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
They are now arresting every member of media that does work for/is right wing that have been on the streets reporting in Minnesota.
January 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's always a risk to shower before work when it's single digits outside.

I just wanna be one with this hot water. Don't make me leeeeeaaaavvveee.
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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-Already illegal, they are ignoring the law
-Already illegal, they are ignoring the law
-Already the law, they are not following it
-Already the law, they are not following it
-Okay whatever
-Already the law, they are not following it
-One bitch makes no difference

What the fuck are we doing here?
-Leave Minneapolis, stop terrorizing
-End arrests without warrants
-stay away from schools/churches
-hold the shooters accountable
-leave citizens alone
-take off masks
-make detention facilities humane
-impeach Noem
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 AM