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scrimms.bsky.social
@scrimms.bsky.social
Mostly here to repost jokes about the Phillies. Loves running, equal rights, and making fun of the Mets.
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“I didn't exactly panic, but here's what was going through my head,” Liz in Wisconsin, 43, who receives SNAP benefits for her and her adult daughter, explained. “We have to eat. This money will not last. What happens in December? What about January? Do I have to make this food last all winter?”
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The Trump regime REALLY wants to starve people.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The fascists are not inevitable. They're not unstoppable. They're not all powerful. They want you to think that, but millions turned out last month to call their bluff. And millions turned out today to claim our power. We will win.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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And the Philadelphia Phillies
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Fuck you and see you in game 2, Phillies, you dumb dildos
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well I hated that
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I need someone to make a gif of Harrison Bader putting his hands up with the caption "what a gift" just for articles about the Mets collapse.
The Mets’ hopes for a return to the playoffs were cut short on the last day of the regular season again.
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Thank you Michael Fanone. For those who do not recognize the name, Michael is one of the officers who defended America on January 6th and was left permanently injured as a result. He is a true hero of our Democracy.
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hahahahaha FTM
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Reader, I choked up
Timeline cleanse
September 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement (today) at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of the Phillies, begging them to GIVE THE MAN WHATEVER HE WANTS IN HIS CONTRACT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
FOUR Schwarbombs today? Has anyone checked on @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
August 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Watching the Phils to the bitter end
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Put Casty in the 4 spot tonight.
a beautiful genius and her himbo prince 😌
It’s a love story! Baby, she said yes!

Superstar Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chief’s Travis Kelce are engaged. The pair shared photos on Instagram of their picture perfect engagement, surrounded by whimsical flowers in a Swiftie approved set up.
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Middleton, get your old cigar republican ass checkbook out you damn freak
Kyle Schwarber could be headed to free agency after the 2025 season. But while he's in Atlanta for the All-Star Game, he reiterated his desire to stay put in Philly.

🔗 www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
July 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I haven't even read this yet and I already know it will bring me joy.
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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You can’t support and celebrate mistreatment and cruelty towards your fellow human beings and follow Jesus at the same time.

They are diametrically opposed to one another.

You can follow cruelty or Jesus, but you can’t do both. You take Jesus’ name in vain when you try to.
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM