michael scrivener
@scrivto.bsky.social
a human who reads things so that he can write things.
good fucking lord republicans are absolutely fucking useless.
from this day forward mark alford is BARRED from eating ANY form of mexican, spanish, or south american cuisine.
if you see that fuck eating a burrito, TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM for HE IS NOT WORTHY to eat such delicious sustenance! 🖕
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from this day forward mark alford is BARRED from eating ANY form of mexican, spanish, or south american cuisine.
if you see that fuck eating a burrito, TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM for HE IS NOT WORTHY to eat such delicious sustenance! 🖕
🌯🫔
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
good fucking lord republicans are absolutely fucking useless.
from this day forward mark alford is BARRED from eating ANY form of mexican, spanish, or south american cuisine.
if you see that fuck eating a burrito, TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM for HE IS NOT WORTHY to eat such delicious sustenance! 🖕
🌯🫔
from this day forward mark alford is BARRED from eating ANY form of mexican, spanish, or south american cuisine.
if you see that fuck eating a burrito, TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM for HE IS NOT WORTHY to eat such delicious sustenance! 🖕
🌯🫔
now we need to know what jonathan had for breakfast AND lunch that day.
also, DHS is so serially full of shit that already, NOBODY believes a fucking word noem, bovino, or mclaughlin (or anyone else with a DHS?ICE badge) says, so.... good luck with furthering your whitehousewash of the story, kids.
also, DHS is so serially full of shit that already, NOBODY believes a fucking word noem, bovino, or mclaughlin (or anyone else with a DHS?ICE badge) says, so.... good luck with furthering your whitehousewash of the story, kids.
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
now we need to know what jonathan had for breakfast AND lunch that day.
also, DHS is so serially full of shit that already, NOBODY believes a fucking word noem, bovino, or mclaughlin (or anyone else with a DHS?ICE badge) says, so.... good luck with furthering your whitehousewash of the story, kids.
also, DHS is so serially full of shit that already, NOBODY believes a fucking word noem, bovino, or mclaughlin (or anyone else with a DHS?ICE badge) says, so.... good luck with furthering your whitehousewash of the story, kids.
yeah.... 'make the deal', but 'don't make the deal', at the same time.
then see how long it takes trump to send stealth bombers over minneapolis. lol
i dunno who the fuck BIL is, but he's gotta be crazy. sorry, coach, but there it is. lol
then see how long it takes trump to send stealth bombers over minneapolis. lol
i dunno who the fuck BIL is, but he's gotta be crazy. sorry, coach, but there it is. lol
BIL who lives in Minneapolis just texted me: We need to get word to Trump that he can have Frey and Walz in exchange for ICE leaving. He might take the deal
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
yeah.... 'make the deal', but 'don't make the deal', at the same time.
then see how long it takes trump to send stealth bombers over minneapolis. lol
i dunno who the fuck BIL is, but he's gotta be crazy. sorry, coach, but there it is. lol
then see how long it takes trump to send stealth bombers over minneapolis. lol
i dunno who the fuck BIL is, but he's gotta be crazy. sorry, coach, but there it is. lol
keep telling yourself that bullshit, america...
The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
keep telling yourself that bullshit, america...
when you're hot, you're hot, eh, donny coupvid!?
what a useless fucking treason monkey trump is. with any luck his heart will simply explode while he eats cheeseburger #4,386,328, of his miserable life next month.
#somepeopleprayforrainorevensurf
#iasktheuniverseforsomethingalitlemorespecific...
what a useless fucking treason monkey trump is. with any luck his heart will simply explode while he eats cheeseburger #4,386,328, of his miserable life next month.
#somepeopleprayforrainorevensurf
#iasktheuniverseforsomethingalitlemorespecific...
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
when you're hot, you're hot, eh, donny coupvid!?
what a useless fucking treason monkey trump is. with any luck his heart will simply explode while he eats cheeseburger #4,386,328, of his miserable life next month.
#somepeopleprayforrainorevensurf
#iasktheuniverseforsomethingalitlemorespecific...
what a useless fucking treason monkey trump is. with any luck his heart will simply explode while he eats cheeseburger #4,386,328, of his miserable life next month.
#somepeopleprayforrainorevensurf
#iasktheuniverseforsomethingalitlemorespecific...
well, it would seem that all the twitter nazis (& mostly the one named 'elon') finally got tired of ME calling them nazis...
i will miss the ability to 'reach out & touch someone' directly, like the POTUS, & the AG, & the secdef or FBI director, to name but a few of my favourite 'targets' for snark
i will miss the ability to 'reach out & touch someone' directly, like the POTUS, & the AG, & the secdef or FBI director, to name but a few of my favourite 'targets' for snark
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
well, it would seem that all the twitter nazis (& mostly the one named 'elon') finally got tired of ME calling them nazis...
i will miss the ability to 'reach out & touch someone' directly, like the POTUS, & the AG, & the secdef or FBI director, to name but a few of my favourite 'targets' for snark
i will miss the ability to 'reach out & touch someone' directly, like the POTUS, & the AG, & the secdef or FBI director, to name but a few of my favourite 'targets' for snark
donald trump is the fucking worst.
the fucking worst EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME
coyne thinks so, too.
archive.is/XI9Ig
the fucking worst EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME
coyne thinks so, too.
archive.is/XI9Ig
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
donald trump is the fucking worst.
the fucking worst EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME
coyne thinks so, too.
archive.is/XI9Ig
the fucking worst EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME
coyne thinks so, too.
archive.is/XI9Ig
@esglaude.bsky.social -- eddie... i saw you on nicolle's show today, where i heard they'd made you president of princeton!
YAY!
you're such a sweet, thoughtful, caring man, & i am very happy for you. they chose the right guy.
carry on, & be well. 😁🫠👨🎓👩🎓
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YAY!
you're such a sweet, thoughtful, caring man, & i am very happy for you. they chose the right guy.
carry on, & be well. 😁🫠👨🎓👩🎓
❤️from 🇨🇦
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@esglaude.bsky.social -- eddie... i saw you on nicolle's show today, where i heard they'd made you president of princeton!
YAY!
you're such a sweet, thoughtful, caring man, & i am very happy for you. they chose the right guy.
carry on, & be well. 😁🫠👨🎓👩🎓
❤️from 🇨🇦
YAY!
you're such a sweet, thoughtful, caring man, & i am very happy for you. they chose the right guy.
carry on, & be well. 😁🫠👨🎓👩🎓
❤️from 🇨🇦
send them all to fucking nigeria, or elsalvador, on a one way ticket...
just like trump does to all the non-violent non-criminal immigrants with this asshole 'immigration crackdown' of his.
seems fair enough...
just like trump does to all the non-violent non-criminal immigrants with this asshole 'immigration crackdown' of his.
seems fair enough...
So if all the people from “third world countries” should be banned from migrating to America because of a deadly shooting, what are we going to do about all the armed and alienated young white men?
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
send them all to fucking nigeria, or elsalvador, on a one way ticket...
just like trump does to all the non-violent non-criminal immigrants with this asshole 'immigration crackdown' of his.
seems fair enough...
just like trump does to all the non-violent non-criminal immigrants with this asshole 'immigration crackdown' of his.
seems fair enough...
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
trump has the emotional maturity of a fetid pile of horse dung...
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
trump has the emotional maturity of a fetid pile of horse dung...
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
at this point, USA....
we look forward to your country announcing that a SINGLE DAY HAS GONE BY where NOBODY was killed by a dipshit with a gun.
cuz every day is just a fucking body count with you dumbfuck loogans who haven't figured out yet that IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS, YA FUCKING STUPIDS!
#jfc 🎯
we look forward to your country announcing that a SINGLE DAY HAS GONE BY where NOBODY was killed by a dipshit with a gun.
cuz every day is just a fucking body count with you dumbfuck loogans who haven't figured out yet that IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS, YA FUCKING STUPIDS!
#jfc 🎯
Three mass shootings in the last 36 hours and it barely gets noticed. This is how utterly fucked up and desensitized people have become in the mass murder capital of the world, America. 😳👇
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
at this point, USA....
we look forward to your country announcing that a SINGLE DAY HAS GONE BY where NOBODY was killed by a dipshit with a gun.
cuz every day is just a fucking body count with you dumbfuck loogans who haven't figured out yet that IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS, YA FUCKING STUPIDS!
#jfc 🎯
we look forward to your country announcing that a SINGLE DAY HAS GONE BY where NOBODY was killed by a dipshit with a gun.
cuz every day is just a fucking body count with you dumbfuck loogans who haven't figured out yet that IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS, YA FUCKING STUPIDS!
#jfc 🎯
emil bove, pam bondi, & todd blanche (not to mention lindsey halligan) will ALL probably end up in jail after their service to donald trump collapses all around them as they intentionally & very publicly subvert the rule of law to protect a criminal POTUS.
and so it is written... have fun with it.
and so it is written... have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
emil bove, pam bondi, & todd blanche (not to mention lindsey halligan) will ALL probably end up in jail after their service to donald trump collapses all around them as they intentionally & very publicly subvert the rule of law to protect a criminal POTUS.
and so it is written... have fun with it.
and so it is written... have fun with it.
notes from east coast daylight savings time...
i looked at the clock today at 10 to 6pm, & i thought it was about 9:30/10ish
every year as i get older the effects of this daylight savings shit wipe me out more than they ever used to...
#imightactuallyBEoldnowshit
i looked at the clock today at 10 to 6pm, & i thought it was about 9:30/10ish
every year as i get older the effects of this daylight savings shit wipe me out more than they ever used to...
#imightactuallyBEoldnowshit
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
notes from east coast daylight savings time...
i looked at the clock today at 10 to 6pm, & i thought it was about 9:30/10ish
every year as i get older the effects of this daylight savings shit wipe me out more than they ever used to...
#imightactuallyBEoldnowshit
i looked at the clock today at 10 to 6pm, & i thought it was about 9:30/10ish
every year as i get older the effects of this daylight savings shit wipe me out more than they ever used to...
#imightactuallyBEoldnowshit
you spelled NAZIS wrong.
ahem...
ahem...
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
you spelled NAZIS wrong.
ahem...
ahem...
FACT:
NOBODY has any fun when ben shapiro is present. with the possible exception of ben shapiro.
who the fuck is running CNN, now, anyway? scott jennings?
NOBODY has any fun when ben shapiro is present. with the possible exception of ben shapiro.
who the fuck is running CNN, now, anyway? scott jennings?
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
FACT:
NOBODY has any fun when ben shapiro is present. with the possible exception of ben shapiro.
who the fuck is running CNN, now, anyway? scott jennings?
NOBODY has any fun when ben shapiro is present. with the possible exception of ben shapiro.
who the fuck is running CNN, now, anyway? scott jennings?
well, i dunno who the fuck father fuckstick here is, but jordan peterson is the stupidest motherfucker around...
i'm sure the boys will have fun eating their crayons.
& i am so sorry you needed that stuff 'explained' to you. must be hard being so stupid you need myths 'explained' at YOUR age. lol
i'm sure the boys will have fun eating their crayons.
& i am so sorry you needed that stuff 'explained' to you. must be hard being so stupid you need myths 'explained' at YOUR age. lol
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
well, i dunno who the fuck father fuckstick here is, but jordan peterson is the stupidest motherfucker around...
i'm sure the boys will have fun eating their crayons.
& i am so sorry you needed that stuff 'explained' to you. must be hard being so stupid you need myths 'explained' at YOUR age. lol
i'm sure the boys will have fun eating their crayons.
& i am so sorry you needed that stuff 'explained' to you. must be hard being so stupid you need myths 'explained' at YOUR age. lol
jorge.... you KNOW the guy is talking about a bet he placed on the whole series.... RIIIIIIGHT?
try not to jump the gun in the most public way possible.
😉🤪⚾🇨🇦✅
try not to jump the gun in the most public way possible.
😉🤪⚾🇨🇦✅
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
jorge.... you KNOW the guy is talking about a bet he placed on the whole series.... RIIIIIIGHT?
try not to jump the gun in the most public way possible.
😉🤪⚾🇨🇦✅
try not to jump the gun in the most public way possible.
😉🤪⚾🇨🇦✅
imagine the sort of brain-dead loser you'd have to be to make johngalt_2025 a part of your handle, here...
save your strength for the civil war you're going to cause, john... cuz all anyone's gonna do is laugh at you, hereabouts, for being such a trumpy little ninny. lol
save your strength for the civil war you're going to cause, john... cuz all anyone's gonna do is laugh at you, hereabouts, for being such a trumpy little ninny. lol
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
imagine the sort of brain-dead loser you'd have to be to make johngalt_2025 a part of your handle, here...
save your strength for the civil war you're going to cause, john... cuz all anyone's gonna do is laugh at you, hereabouts, for being such a trumpy little ninny. lol
save your strength for the civil war you're going to cause, john... cuz all anyone's gonna do is laugh at you, hereabouts, for being such a trumpy little ninny. lol
i dunno, sally.
from where i sit, bari weiss is a shape shifting fucking idiot who will make CBS a laughingstock & totally irrelevant as she transforms it into trump pravda.
grow up, sally, & stop trying to feed us this horseshit wrapped up in feminist bona fides, cuz this is NOT that, at all.
from where i sit, bari weiss is a shape shifting fucking idiot who will make CBS a laughingstock & totally irrelevant as she transforms it into trump pravda.
grow up, sally, & stop trying to feed us this horseshit wrapped up in feminist bona fides, cuz this is NOT that, at all.
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i dunno, sally.
from where i sit, bari weiss is a shape shifting fucking idiot who will make CBS a laughingstock & totally irrelevant as she transforms it into trump pravda.
grow up, sally, & stop trying to feed us this horseshit wrapped up in feminist bona fides, cuz this is NOT that, at all.
from where i sit, bari weiss is a shape shifting fucking idiot who will make CBS a laughingstock & totally irrelevant as she transforms it into trump pravda.
grow up, sally, & stop trying to feed us this horseshit wrapped up in feminist bona fides, cuz this is NOT that, at all.
Reposted by michael scrivener
EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.
www.msnbc.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
there's a very good chance that shadi's a serious level idiot, with a 'hot take' like THAT.
lol
dude... all twitter does is sink my posts into irrelevance cuz i'm not sucking trump's dick every time.
X is the nazi owned/nazi led site. it's fucking garbage wrapped in a headache. who wants THAT?🤣
lol
dude... all twitter does is sink my posts into irrelevance cuz i'm not sucking trump's dick every time.
X is the nazi owned/nazi led site. it's fucking garbage wrapped in a headache. who wants THAT?🤣
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
there's a very good chance that shadi's a serious level idiot, with a 'hot take' like THAT.
lol
dude... all twitter does is sink my posts into irrelevance cuz i'm not sucking trump's dick every time.
X is the nazi owned/nazi led site. it's fucking garbage wrapped in a headache. who wants THAT?🤣
lol
dude... all twitter does is sink my posts into irrelevance cuz i'm not sucking trump's dick every time.
X is the nazi owned/nazi led site. it's fucking garbage wrapped in a headache. who wants THAT?🤣
Reposted by michael scrivener
Whether you believe in prayer or not, prayers over gun violence show no signs of working. And if prayers are the only thing you offer in response to this nation's epidemic of gun violence, you're not a serious person who wants to solve a real problem. You're a sanctimonious fraud with a gun fetish.
Speaker Johnson: “I've just got a comment on Governor Newsom and his anti-Christian rhetoric…He shamelessly mocked the victims of Annunciation Catholic school for praying after the shooting.”
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Whether you believe in prayer or not, prayers over gun violence show no signs of working. And if prayers are the only thing you offer in response to this nation's epidemic of gun violence, you're not a serious person who wants to solve a real problem. You're a sanctimonious fraud with a gun fetish.
every time i see the oval office clips now, there's even MORE of the tacky plaster cast home depot doodads spray painted gold and glued to the walls... glues... everywhere...
pretty soon the whole room will just be spray painted doodads from home depot
a poor man's notion of how a rich man lives🤣
pretty soon the whole room will just be spray painted doodads from home depot
a poor man's notion of how a rich man lives🤣
Trump: “Washington, DC, is a totally safe city. You're not reporting any crime because there is none. They said crime is down 87%, and I said, No, it's not, it's down 100%.”
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
every time i see the oval office clips now, there's even MORE of the tacky plaster cast home depot doodads spray painted gold and glued to the walls... glues... everywhere...
pretty soon the whole room will just be spray painted doodads from home depot
a poor man's notion of how a rich man lives🤣
pretty soon the whole room will just be spray painted doodads from home depot
a poor man's notion of how a rich man lives🤣