Scytodes
@scytodes-atlacoya.bsky.social
Octogenarian, white, male Ph.D. Entomologist very much interested in araneology...and liberal as can be.
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Kristi Noem doesn’t want reporters to call “Jonathan Ross” by name for fear of him getting doxxed. Meanwhile, they have no problem dragging Renee Nicole Good through the mud and attacking her spouse.
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Kristi Noem doesn’t want reporters to call “Jonathan Ross” by name for fear of him getting doxxed. Meanwhile, they have no problem dragging Renee Nicole Good through the mud and attacking her spouse.
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It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings.
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings.
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ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Trump grabbed Machado by the peace prize.
Curious to see what she gets out of this faux transaction...if anything.
Curious to see what she gets out of this faux transaction...if anything.
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Trump grabbed Machado by the peace prize.
Curious to see what she gets out of this faux transaction...if anything.
Curious to see what she gets out of this faux transaction...if anything.
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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
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Gee, I don't know what Greenlandic Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen's problem is...
Why stay with Denmark when they can become part of a country ruled by an insane egomaniac, with epidemic gun violence, underfunded education, and disappearing healthcare?
www.cbsnews.com/news/greenla...
Why stay with Denmark when they can become part of a country ruled by an insane egomaniac, with epidemic gun violence, underfunded education, and disappearing healthcare?
www.cbsnews.com/news/greenla...
Greenland's prime minister says "we choose Denmark" over the U.S.
The comments come ahead of Wednesday's meeting between the foreign ministers of Greenland and Denmark, Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
www.cbsnews.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Gee, I don't know what Greenlandic Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen's problem is...
Why stay with Denmark when they can become part of a country ruled by an insane egomaniac, with epidemic gun violence, underfunded education, and disappearing healthcare?
www.cbsnews.com/news/greenla...
Why stay with Denmark when they can become part of a country ruled by an insane egomaniac, with epidemic gun violence, underfunded education, and disappearing healthcare?
www.cbsnews.com/news/greenla...
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Thousands of brave patriots in Iran take to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights. No, wait. This is thousands of brave patriots in Minnesota taking to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Thousands of brave patriots in Iran take to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights. No, wait. This is thousands of brave patriots in Minnesota taking to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights.
Here's a bit of Kamala HARRIS's so-called
"word salad." Prescient much?
"word salad." Prescient much?
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Here's a bit of Kamala HARRIS's so-called
"word salad." Prescient much?
"word salad." Prescient much?
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Trump is determined to deport everyone who hates him and anyone who’s smarter than him. That will leave the U.S. with a population roughly equal to that of Bumpass, VA.
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Trump is determined to deport everyone who hates him and anyone who’s smarter than him. That will leave the U.S. with a population roughly equal to that of Bumpass, VA.
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This is maybe the greatest "go fuck yourself" gif in the history of Bluesky.
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is maybe the greatest "go fuck yourself" gif in the history of Bluesky.
Hey! Here's an idea for the morons running ICE: How about NOT accosting people in cars? It would seem that every time someone drives away from masked goons, ICE claims the intended victim's car has been "weaponized." Simple solution: Leave them alone.
You're welcome, ICE. I hope this helps.
You're welcome, ICE. I hope this helps.
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Hey! Here's an idea for the morons running ICE: How about NOT accosting people in cars? It would seem that every time someone drives away from masked goons, ICE claims the intended victim's car has been "weaponized." Simple solution: Leave them alone.
You're welcome, ICE. I hope this helps.
You're welcome, ICE. I hope this helps.
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The United States Congress needs to rein this stinky, cringey, greedy, criming, maniacal killer clown, wanna-be king, in before he starts WWIII.
Congress needs to do their fûkkin' jobs NOW before more lives are destroyed or lost.
Congress needs to do their fûkkin' jobs NOW before more lives are destroyed or lost.
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The United States Congress needs to rein this stinky, cringey, greedy, criming, maniacal killer clown, wanna-be king, in before he starts WWIII.
Congress needs to do their fûkkin' jobs NOW before more lives are destroyed or lost.
Congress needs to do their fûkkin' jobs NOW before more lives are destroyed or lost.
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Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿♂️
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
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First they came for...
anyone who didn't look like, love like, pray like, parent like, work like, speak like, vote like, walk like me...
and I spoke up and out immediately because I've read the entire fucking poem.
It has never been ok.
#FuckICE #FuckTrump & Fuck you if you're ok with any of this.
anyone who didn't look like, love like, pray like, parent like, work like, speak like, vote like, walk like me...
and I spoke up and out immediately because I've read the entire fucking poem.
It has never been ok.
#FuckICE #FuckTrump & Fuck you if you're ok with any of this.
Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets.
Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party.
This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party.
This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
First they came for...
anyone who didn't look like, love like, pray like, parent like, work like, speak like, vote like, walk like me...
and I spoke up and out immediately because I've read the entire fucking poem.
It has never been ok.
#FuckICE #FuckTrump & Fuck you if you're ok with any of this.
anyone who didn't look like, love like, pray like, parent like, work like, speak like, vote like, walk like me...
and I spoke up and out immediately because I've read the entire fucking poem.
It has never been ok.
#FuckICE #FuckTrump & Fuck you if you're ok with any of this.
With ICE's killing of a woman in Minneapolis today, and the subsequent demand that ICE leave the city, I'm asking a serious question: Could Minnesota call in its National Guard to "evict" ICE?
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
With ICE's killing of a woman in Minneapolis today, and the subsequent demand that ICE leave the city, I'm asking a serious question: Could Minnesota call in its National Guard to "evict" ICE?
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So Trump told the press he was going to invade Venezuela, and he told the oil companies he was going to invade Venezuela, but he never bothered to ask CONGRESS if he COULD invade Venezuela.
And congressional Republicans are just like… “meh”.
Are you fucking kidding me?!!
And congressional Republicans are just like… “meh”.
Are you fucking kidding me?!!
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
So Trump told the press he was going to invade Venezuela, and he told the oil companies he was going to invade Venezuela, but he never bothered to ask CONGRESS if he COULD invade Venezuela.
And congressional Republicans are just like… “meh”.
Are you fucking kidding me?!!
And congressional Republicans are just like… “meh”.
Are you fucking kidding me?!!
Our national asshole said "The country’s gone to hell. It’s a failed country. It’s a totally failed country. It’s a country that’s a disaster in every way.”
He was speaking of the country on which he has made war, but he's merely projecting again and describing what he's done to We the People.
He was speaking of the country on which he has made war, but he's merely projecting again and describing what he's done to We the People.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Our national asshole said "The country’s gone to hell. It’s a failed country. It’s a totally failed country. It’s a country that’s a disaster in every way.”
He was speaking of the country on which he has made war, but he's merely projecting again and describing what he's done to We the People.
He was speaking of the country on which he has made war, but he's merely projecting again and describing what he's done to We the People.
Yeah, this sounds about right...
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Yeah, this sounds about right...