Rob
@seamlessrob.bsky.social
Northern Ontario boy, hockey lover
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Jacob Fowler on his IG:
« Un rêve devenu réalité. Merci Montréal! »
« Un rêve devenu réalité. Merci Montréal! »
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jacob Fowler on his IG:
« Un rêve devenu réalité. Merci Montréal! »
« Un rêve devenu réalité. Merci Montréal! »
Skinner putting up a solid 0.828 sv% since being traded to Pittsburgh
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Skinner putting up a solid 0.828 sv% since being traded to Pittsburgh
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jeffrosenstock.substack.com/p/2025-album...
Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!
Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!
2025 ALBUMS A-K (Pt. 1/?)
Jeff Rosenstock reviews a handful of records from this year.
jeffrosenstock.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
jeffrosenstock.substack.com/p/2025-album...
Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!
Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!
Think I'll move some snow and listen to some Dan Mangan today
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Think I'll move some snow and listen to some Dan Mangan today
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That's why Terminators arrive nude. They fart so hard they blow their pants off
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
That's why Terminators arrive nude. They fart so hard they blow their pants off
Just binged Heated Rivalry and it's so good. I barely care about the Hollander storyline, but I will watch 7 seasons of Hunter/Kip
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Just binged Heated Rivalry and it's so good. I barely care about the Hollander storyline, but I will watch 7 seasons of Hunter/Kip
I refuse to exist in a system that only rewards the greediest
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I refuse to exist in a system that only rewards the greediest
McDavid is such a bro for Kaprizov. McDavid could have easily taken a max contract day 1 of free agency but instead waits for Kaprizov to sign his deal, then He signs the most team friendly deal ever for 4.5M less/year
He didn't have to do ANY of that, purely benefiting another player. What a lad.
He didn't have to do ANY of that, purely benefiting another player. What a lad.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
McDavid is such a bro for Kaprizov. McDavid could have easily taken a max contract day 1 of free agency but instead waits for Kaprizov to sign his deal, then He signs the most team friendly deal ever for 4.5M less/year
He didn't have to do ANY of that, purely benefiting another player. What a lad.
He didn't have to do ANY of that, purely benefiting another player. What a lad.
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"And Here You Are, and It's A Beautiful Day."
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"And Here You Are, and It's A Beautiful Day."
The pirates finally agreed to let me sing along to one of their shanty's, but I didn't know any of the words
I caught on to some of the chorus and the yo ho ho part, but it was so embarrassing
I caught on to some of the chorus and the yo ho ho part, but it was so embarrassing
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The pirates finally agreed to let me sing along to one of their shanty's, but I didn't know any of the words
I caught on to some of the chorus and the yo ho ho part, but it was so embarrassing
I caught on to some of the chorus and the yo ho ho part, but it was so embarrassing
I love winter when work is slow and I can just cruise around in my plow and help clear anyone's driveway who looks miserable enough. I think I've knocked out 15 today at least
I refuse money, but someone brought me cookies, that was pretty cool
I refuse money, but someone brought me cookies, that was pretty cool
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love winter when work is slow and I can just cruise around in my plow and help clear anyone's driveway who looks miserable enough. I think I've knocked out 15 today at least
I refuse money, but someone brought me cookies, that was pretty cool
I refuse money, but someone brought me cookies, that was pretty cool
Looks like I'm due start metamorphosis December 21st.
Sucks because I won't even have my exoskeleton formed for Christmas
Sucks because I won't even have my exoskeleton formed for Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Looks like I'm due start metamorphosis December 21st.
Sucks because I won't even have my exoskeleton formed for Christmas
Sucks because I won't even have my exoskeleton formed for Christmas
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these "Boys Jerky" are abusing the telephone as if it were a toy
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
these "Boys Jerky" are abusing the telephone as if it were a toy
Got the boards up for the backyard rink with some help from my little bud
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Got the boards up for the backyard rink with some help from my little bud
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PROSECUTOR: you consider this a six-bite apple?
ME: i take large bites sir
JUDGE: this is a reminder that you're under oath
ME: i take large bites sir
JUDGE: this is a reminder that you're under oath
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
PROSECUTOR: you consider this a six-bite apple?
ME: i take large bites sir
JUDGE: this is a reminder that you're under oath
ME: i take large bites sir
JUDGE: this is a reminder that you're under oath
The Hamburglar just called me from jail, asking me to bail him out again
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Hamburglar just called me from jail, asking me to bail him out again
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I turn 62 on Wednesday. I felt every year of it when I said to myself, "Now *that* looks like a useful twist tie!'
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I turn 62 on Wednesday. I felt every year of it when I said to myself, "Now *that* looks like a useful twist tie!'
Kumail Nanjiani made a podcast called The X-files Files from 2014 that's a perfect companion to a re-watch.
If you're like me and you only have time for an ep or two a night then podcast during the day, perfect way to take it in
If you're like me and you only have time for an ep or two a night then podcast during the day, perfect way to take it in
i’ve never watched the X-files before so I’m watching ep1 now. I hope it’s good and fun to watch
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Kumail Nanjiani made a podcast called The X-files Files from 2014 that's a perfect companion to a re-watch.
If you're like me and you only have time for an ep or two a night then podcast during the day, perfect way to take it in
If you're like me and you only have time for an ep or two a night then podcast during the day, perfect way to take it in
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check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
Frog on point, as usual
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Frog on point, as usual
I was told I'd be tired by a jury of my peers, but this is just a bunch of bros in hoodies and jeans
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was told I'd be tired by a jury of my peers, but this is just a bunch of bros in hoodies and jeans
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Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”