Seanbaby
@seanbaby.bsky.social
Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
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@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
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I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
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Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
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November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
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New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise:
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Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
It's basically impossible and they know it.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise:
jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...
jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
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New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.
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It seems like @seanbaby.bsky.social had a lot of fun writing his article this week, which makes me a little CONCERNED. He's taking us through the Kickzone franchise in chronological viewing order. My favorite is obviously number 8 Kick7one: Lady Kickzone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/punc...
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It seems like @seanbaby.bsky.social had a lot of fun writing his article this week, which makes me a little CONCERNED. He's taking us through the Kickzone franchise in chronological viewing order. My favorite is obviously number 8 Kick7one: Lady Kickzone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/punc...
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As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
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This months podcast roundup is up. I got a kick ass header image now. Go to the @1900hotdog.bsky.social patreon or website to check it out. www.patreon.com/posts/podcas... it's free!
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This months podcast roundup is up. I got a kick ass header image now. Go to the @1900hotdog.bsky.social patreon or website to check it out. www.patreon.com/posts/podcas... it's free!
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Can you embrace your partner's freak too much? @seanbaby.bsky.social explores this question and so many more in his article about the VHS tape Intimate Secrets Of Sex And Spirit. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/fuck...
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can you embrace your partner's freak too much? @seanbaby.bsky.social explores this question and so many more in his article about the VHS tape Intimate Secrets Of Sex And Spirit. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/fuck...
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Screw it, let's get this party started.
Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage
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October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Screw it, let's get this party started.
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@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us some Trailer Court Justice today. It's a scripted comedy court show with actors but without jokes. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us some Trailer Court Justice today. It's a scripted comedy court show with actors but without jokes. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social found even MORE Pac Mania, the follow up to Pac-Man's official joke book. It's tough to follow up a joke book based around a single character, which is probably why Pac-Man commits suicide in this one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social found even MORE Pac Mania, the follow up to Pac-Man's official joke book. It's tough to follow up a joke book based around a single character, which is probably why Pac-Man commits suicide in this one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...
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I took a cross-country trip with the Dogg Zzone boys this week. We Learned At Every Turn about Native American magic, sexy Native American magicians, and the bizarre Native American fantasies of homeschooled children. I should probably delete that entire sentence and start over.
It's finally the season when our video podcast grows strongest! Watch animated avatars of @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @cdi.bsky.social discuss Learn At Every Turn. You won't be able to stop enjoying it! (Legally, we have to say that, as a JOKE.) youtu.be/ynTNFJxq6dw
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 247, Learn at Every Turn with Mark Mahoney
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October 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I took a cross-country trip with the Dogg Zzone boys this week. We Learned At Every Turn about Native American magic, sexy Native American magicians, and the bizarre Native American fantasies of homeschooled children. I should probably delete that entire sentence and start over.
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Oof. I think the thumbnail for this one pretty much...pretty much says it all. We've got an O.J. Simpson children's book that was published juuuuust shortly before O.J. Simpson's popularity suddenly, explicably, plummeted. Of course, @seanbaby.bsky.social found it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oof. I think the thumbnail for this one pretty much...pretty much says it all. We've got an O.J. Simpson children's book that was published juuuuust shortly before O.J. Simpson's popularity suddenly, explicably, plummeted. Of course, @seanbaby.bsky.social found it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...
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So @michaelswaim.bsky.social continues his long tradition of putting a shocking amount of effort into joke analysis only to get reamed by algorithms. Watch his incredible movie-length video essay on Groundskeeper Willie, and help him ream back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...
The Most In-Depth Groundskeeper Willie Video Ever Made | Simpsons Taught Me Everything
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September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So @michaelswaim.bsky.social continues his long tradition of putting a shocking amount of effort into joke analysis only to get reamed by algorithms. Watch his incredible movie-length video essay on Groundskeeper Willie, and help him ream back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...
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Final day of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Thanks to everyone for the computer help, this is the image I meant to post all along.
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Final day of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Thanks to everyone for the computer help, this is the image I meant to post all along.
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield
Just open the book, coward.
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just open the book, coward.
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Local Jigsaw @seanbaby.bsky.social is making @brockway.bsky.social describe terrible games based on their terrible box art alone, and three of those boxes are rigged to explode! 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/team...
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Local Jigsaw @seanbaby.bsky.social is making @brockway.bsky.social describe terrible games based on their terrible box art alone, and three of those boxes are rigged to explode! 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/team...
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New @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social jam dropped! Oh, I guess a new episode of our show is attached. Maybe that's some kind of mistake?
New show, new theme song, but it's the same Bigfeets Bois you know and love, @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. Also, it's pretty much the same show but legally distinct! youtu.be/r93NYdXLY4A
BIGFEETS Episode 53 - Sons of Appalachia EPISODE ZERO
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August 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
New @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social jam dropped! Oh, I guess a new episode of our show is attached. Maybe that's some kind of mistake?
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@seanbaby.bsky.social is covering a Don Diebel adjacent property, How To Talk To Women: A Guide For Tongue-Tied Men. Critics say it's the worst tragedy of 2001. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/fuck...
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social is covering a Don Diebel adjacent property, How To Talk To Women: A Guide For Tongue-Tied Men. Critics say it's the worst tragedy of 2001. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/fuck...
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"All humans are equipped with a brain, and within the brain is the mind." That's how Master Your Mind by Black Belt Magazine hall-of-famer Dominick Giacobbe begins. It's also most of the middle and also the end. @seanbaby.bsky.social can tell you more. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/refl...
August 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"All humans are equipped with a brain, and within the brain is the mind." That's how Master Your Mind by Black Belt Magazine hall-of-famer Dominick Giacobbe begins. It's also most of the middle and also the end. @seanbaby.bsky.social can tell you more. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/refl...
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Ok, so this week's article is, it's like, you know Turbo Teen? The teen who turns into a car, right? Ok, so it's a video game strategy guide for a fictional game where you're a writer for Turbo Teen—something only 1900hotdog and @seanbaby.bsky.social could accomplish. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/lear...
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ok, so this week's article is, it's like, you know Turbo Teen? The teen who turns into a car, right? Ok, so it's a video game strategy guide for a fictional game where you're a writer for Turbo Teen—something only 1900hotdog and @seanbaby.bsky.social could accomplish. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/lear...
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i wrote about a childhood favorite, the insanely Canadian Alligator Pie
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July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i wrote about a childhood favorite, the insanely Canadian Alligator Pie
1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...
1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...
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Oh no, @seanbaby.bsky.social has found another terrible joke book. This one is full of sad truths about the comedian's life and jokes about computers! Sorry, I'm checking again, and it's mostly the sad truths. Sean will bring the jokes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh no, @seanbaby.bsky.social has found another terrible joke book. This one is full of sad truths about the comedian's life and jokes about computers! Sorry, I'm checking again, and it's mostly the sad truths. Sean will bring the jokes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...
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We're welcoming @merrittk.com back for a second round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. She'll go head to head against @brockway.bsky.social to see who has the most dirtbag knowledge as judged by host and Gamemaster @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/u5uJ5Mqyh37L...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 237, Dirtbag Jeopardy ROUND 2 with Merritt K
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your st
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July 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We're welcoming @merrittk.com back for a second round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. She'll go head to head against @brockway.bsky.social to see who has the most dirtbag knowledge as judged by host and Gamemaster @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/u5uJ5Mqyh37L...