Sean Kelley
@seanofkelley.bsky.social
Hockey/theater dad, garage weightlifter, mostly retired comedy-person
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just. brutal.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
just. brutal.
Look whoever at Disney made the decision to look the other way and not force YouTube to take down all of the illegal recordings of Muppet Family Christmas they have up is a hero.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Look whoever at Disney made the decision to look the other way and not force YouTube to take down all of the illegal recordings of Muppet Family Christmas they have up is a hero.
Dick Van Dyke is a national treasure and what a wonderful pinpoint of light it is in this oft bleak and weary world to see him turn 100 years old.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dick Van Dyke is a national treasure and what a wonderful pinpoint of light it is in this oft bleak and weary world to see him turn 100 years old.
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Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Anti-vaxxism is an ideology with maybe the dumbest combination of pointless and evil that has ever existed bsky.app/profile/nyti...
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Anti-vaxxism is an ideology with maybe the dumbest combination of pointless and evil that has ever existed bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
Why is Creed having a moment? How did that happen? Creed is just Nickleback for people with John 3:16 tattoos
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why is Creed having a moment? How did that happen? Creed is just Nickleback for people with John 3:16 tattoos
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We are trapped living in a groupchat/larp run by probably less than a hundred millionaires and billionaires yes-anding each other into permanent brain rot and imposing their rich person QAnon style reality onto the rest of us.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We are trapped living in a groupchat/larp run by probably less than a hundred millionaires and billionaires yes-anding each other into permanent brain rot and imposing their rich person QAnon style reality onto the rest of us.
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Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool
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O Shit! Holy Night, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
O Shit! Holy Night, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
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Now imagine if Costco had 300 million people who already pay annual fees and also contribute monthly through their paychecks? Imagine how much they could drive prices down by sheer might.
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Now imagine if Costco had 300 million people who already pay annual fees and also contribute monthly through their paychecks? Imagine how much they could drive prices down by sheer might.
Riding the green line at sunset in winter is a top tier Chicago experience
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Riding the green line at sunset in winter is a top tier Chicago experience
Maya Hawke is single-handedly saving this last season of Stranger Things
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maya Hawke is single-handedly saving this last season of Stranger Things
I love hockey so much.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love hockey so much.
I bought two wedding rings in case I lost one (they were both $20)
Confused whether you have ADHD or Autism? Take this test:
If you have the same wallet you’ve owned since you were 10, you have Autism
If you have 2 wallets of the same type and one stays in a drawer in case you lose the other one, you have ADHD
If you have the same wallet you’ve owned since you were 10, you have Autism
If you have 2 wallets of the same type and one stays in a drawer in case you lose the other one, you have ADHD
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I bought two wedding rings in case I lost one (they were both $20)
Driving in the snow is a great way to remind myself why I bought a Subaru Outback
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Driving in the snow is a great way to remind myself why I bought a Subaru Outback
Man I don’t know if numbers would back this up but this definitely feels true and honestly the worst/scariest is seeing people act like this while driving cars
It's so fucking bad
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Man I don’t know if numbers would back this up but this definitely feels true and honestly the worst/scariest is seeing people act like this while driving cars
Following up Hades 2, a game where you play a witch who is the daughter of the lord of hell where you fight gods and demons and monsters who constantly shoot a jillion things at you with Winter Burrow, a game where you play as a tiny mouse who is trying to furnish his tree stump home.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Following up Hades 2, a game where you play a witch who is the daughter of the lord of hell where you fight gods and demons and monsters who constantly shoot a jillion things at you with Winter Burrow, a game where you play as a tiny mouse who is trying to furnish his tree stump home.
All of the costumes and makeup in the live action Grinch are upsetting in ways I don’t have words for
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All of the costumes and makeup in the live action Grinch are upsetting in ways I don’t have words for
It’s fun learning somebody is rich by seeing them post a picture on Instagram of their baby in a snoo
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It’s fun learning somebody is rich by seeing them post a picture on Instagram of their baby in a snoo
Boston Fleet start the season 3-0. You love to see it
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Boston Fleet start the season 3-0. You love to see it
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)