Semishark
@semishark.bsky.social
I’ve got records on my fingers, and I just can’t stop.
This man is a hero. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/w...
Zelensky Offers to Step Down, if Ukraine Can Join NATO
It was not clear if the Ukrainian leader was serious or if he was just reacting to attacks against him from Washington and Moscow.
www.nytimes.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This man is a hero. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/w...
My husband just told me he thinks the song “I Want It That Way” is about anal.
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My husband just told me he thinks the song “I Want It That Way” is about anal.
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MAGA is mad about hanging effigies, but these are the same motherfuckers were notoriously silent when their more openly racist cultists were hanging Obama effigies. So I don't really fucking care about triggered MAGA snowflakes. Fuck your feelings. AdminTim 3:16 says get fucked & die mad about it.
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
MAGA is mad about hanging effigies, but these are the same motherfuckers were notoriously silent when their more openly racist cultists were hanging Obama effigies. So I don't really fucking care about triggered MAGA snowflakes. Fuck your feelings. AdminTim 3:16 says get fucked & die mad about it.
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
Really, man? Field greens on a BLT? That’s not what the Framers had in mind for the “L.”
January 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Really, man? Field greens on a BLT? That’s not what the Framers had in mind for the “L.”
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
Throwback Tuesday? I just saw actual Hare Krishnas in the subway.
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Throwback Tuesday? I just saw actual Hare Krishnas in the subway.
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An executive order ending birthright citizenship is effectively a suspension of the U.S. Constitution, just so we’re clear about what is happening.
January 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
An executive order ending birthright citizenship is effectively a suspension of the U.S. Constitution, just so we’re clear about what is happening.
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ok cheeseburgers, we need you and your cholesterol to do your best. he's almost 80 and obese. you can take him.
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ok cheeseburgers, we need you and your cholesterol to do your best. he's almost 80 and obese. you can take him.
Where is our Daniel Ellsberg? #JackSmithReport
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Where is our Daniel Ellsberg? #JackSmithReport
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Congratulations, America. It’s a constitutional crisis over an app used for posting videos to demonstrate that slugging with petroleum jelly keeps the skin hydrated.
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Congratulations, America. It’s a constitutional crisis over an app used for posting videos to demonstrate that slugging with petroleum jelly keeps the skin hydrated.
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Am I very wrong to not care at all about TikTok?
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Am I very wrong to not care at all about TikTok?
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I appear to be traveling in a Pepsi town and 1) I didn’t know these existed and 2) ew.
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I appear to be traveling in a Pepsi town and 1) I didn’t know these existed and 2) ew.
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ok this is useful and hilarious and i've not seen it before 😂
(reposting the image shared by @ammykay.bsky.social because i added alt text)
(reposting the image shared by @ammykay.bsky.social because i added alt text)
August 28, 2023 at 11:03 PM
ok this is useful and hilarious and i've not seen it before 😂
(reposting the image shared by @ammykay.bsky.social because i added alt text)
(reposting the image shared by @ammykay.bsky.social because i added alt text)
Anything special happening today?
August 24, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Anything special happening today?
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evergreen amirite
"Something is wrong." - Elon Musk
August 8, 2023 at 10:06 PM
evergreen amirite
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LIBRARIES ARE FOR EVERYONE
August 6, 2023 at 11:12 AM
LIBRARIES ARE FOR EVERYONE
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Grifter-in-robes Clarence Thomas, husband of terrorist-at-large Ginni Thomas, tells friends he scrimped and saved to buy his just-folks RV, worth a quarter of a million dollars. He's lying, as usual. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/05/us/clarence-thomas-rv-anthony-welters.html?smid=tw-share
Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It
The vehicle is a key part of the justice’s just-folks persona. It’s also a luxury motor coach that was funded by someone else’s money.
www.nytimes.com
August 5, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Grifter-in-robes Clarence Thomas, husband of terrorist-at-large Ginni Thomas, tells friends he scrimped and saved to buy his just-folks RV, worth a quarter of a million dollars. He's lying, as usual. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/05/us/clarence-thomas-rv-anthony-welters.html?smid=tw-share
So glad this came up. I'm about to get a formal photo done for a work website, and I need suggestions on how to pose.
(Naturally, I welcome your un-serious suggestions, but I could also use some serious ones.)
(Naturally, I welcome your un-serious suggestions, but I could also use some serious ones.)
Lord I don't ask for much, but I will ask for this: Please never let me take a posed photo where I'm standing cross-armed, with my unsmiling head turned toward the camera, no not even ironically, there's no ironic with that pose, seriously, it's just the worst
August 5, 2023 at 3:30 PM
So glad this came up. I'm about to get a formal photo done for a work website, and I need suggestions on how to pose.
(Naturally, I welcome your un-serious suggestions, but I could also use some serious ones.)
(Naturally, I welcome your un-serious suggestions, but I could also use some serious ones.)
August 5, 2023 at 3:26 PM
The only thing getting me through these troubled times are animal videos on Instagram.
August 4, 2023 at 8:31 PM
The only thing getting me through these troubled times are animal videos on Instagram.