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Semishark
@semishark.bsky.social
I’ve got records on my fingers, and I just can’t stop.
My husband just told me he thinks the song “I Want It That Way” is about anal.
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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MAGA is mad about hanging effigies, but these are the same motherfuckers were notoriously silent when their more openly racist cultists were hanging Obama effigies. So I don't really fucking care about triggered MAGA snowflakes. Fuck your feelings. AdminTim 3:16 says get fucked & die mad about it.
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Really, man? Field greens on a BLT? That’s not what the Framers had in mind for the “L.”
January 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨

The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Throwback Tuesday? I just saw actual Hare Krishnas in the subway.
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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An executive order ending birthright citizenship is effectively a suspension of the U.S. Constitution, just so we’re clear about what is happening.
January 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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ok cheeseburgers, we need you and your cholesterol to do your best. he's almost 80 and obese. you can take him.
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Where is our Daniel Ellsberg? #JackSmithReport
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Congratulations, America. It’s a constitutional crisis over an app used for posting videos to demonstrate that slugging with petroleum jelly keeps the skin hydrated.
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Am I very wrong to not care at all about TikTok?
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I appear to be traveling in a Pepsi town and 1) I didn’t know these existed and 2) ew.
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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September 4, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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ok this is useful and hilarious and i've not seen it before 😂

(reposting the image shared by @ammykay.bsky.social because i added alt text)
August 28, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Anything special happening today?
August 24, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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evergreen amirite
"Something is wrong." - Elon Musk
August 8, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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LIBRARIES ARE FOR EVERYONE
August 6, 2023 at 11:12 AM
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Grifter-in-robes Clarence Thomas, husband of terrorist-at-large Ginni Thomas, tells friends he scrimped and saved to buy his just-folks RV, worth a quarter of a million dollars. He's lying, as usual. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/05/us/clarence-thomas-rv-anthony-welters.html?smid=tw-share
Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It
The vehicle is a key part of the justice’s just-folks persona. It’s also a luxury motor coach that was funded by someone else’s money.
www.nytimes.com
August 5, 2023 at 3:12 PM
So glad this came up. I'm about to get a formal photo done for a work website, and I need suggestions on how to pose.

(Naturally, I welcome your un-serious suggestions, but I could also use some serious ones.)
Lord I don't ask for much, but I will ask for this: Please never let me take a posed photo where I'm standing cross-armed, with my unsmiling head turned toward the camera, no not even ironically, there's no ironic with that pose, seriously, it's just the worst
August 5, 2023 at 3:30 PM
August 5, 2023 at 3:26 PM
The only thing getting me through these troubled times are animal videos on Instagram.
August 4, 2023 at 8:31 PM