Kel tha Funkeé Homosexual (she/her)
@sendkelly2mars.bsky.social
I love all my fans, and all my haters too 😘
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These colors don't run.
These colors don't run.
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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These colors don't run.
These colors don't run.
I'm gonna have to see that guy's tiny face everywhere for the rest of my life, aren't I
September 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm gonna have to see that guy's tiny face everywhere for the rest of my life, aren't I
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there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
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The Custom Oregon Plate LUIGI is available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LUIGI #CustomPlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #Oregon
September 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Custom Oregon Plate LUIGI is available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LUIGI #CustomPlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #Oregon
mainstream dems rn: "hiii we hate tr*nnies too, pls vote for us"
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mainstream dems rn: "hiii we hate tr*nnies too, pls vote for us"
I love how after almost a decade of mocking MAGA voters for being the "face-eating leopards ate my face" party, the VBNMW crew are now baffled that trans people aren't getting excited for Gavin freaking Newsom. Like, I don't wanna have to pick between two face-eating leopards, y'know?
July 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love how after almost a decade of mocking MAGA voters for being the "face-eating leopards ate my face" party, the VBNMW crew are now baffled that trans people aren't getting excited for Gavin freaking Newsom. Like, I don't wanna have to pick between two face-eating leopards, y'know?
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the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
Former Gov. David Paterson is calling a press conference tomorrow to try to get all the anti-Zohran candidates to work together.
Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.
Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.
July 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
For some reason these new Type 6 trains always slow to a crawl when passing furniture stores. It's the weirdest thing.
June 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For some reason these new Type 6 trains always slow to a crawl when passing furniture stores. It's the weirdest thing.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
I wish I was the monster you think I am
Donald Trump Jr baselessly claims trans ‘movement’ is ‘most violent’ terror threat
Evidence suggests that transgender people are disproportionately likely to be victims of violent crime
www.independent.co.uk
June 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I wish I was the monster you think I am
Just gonna post a pic of Obama eating a taco for no particular reason today
June 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just gonna post a pic of Obama eating a taco for no particular reason today
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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What sucks about discussing politics is that every political issue is so unserious.
"Should people have healthcare?" Is a question a toddler would ask another toddler
"Should people have healthcare?" Is a question a toddler would ask another toddler
June 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What sucks about discussing politics is that every political issue is so unserious.
"Should people have healthcare?" Is a question a toddler would ask another toddler
"Should people have healthcare?" Is a question a toddler would ask another toddler
Translation: "Israel may be a genocidal apartheid regime, but you people tweeted at me, and that's just as bad"
For those who need to know.. let me fill in the blanks
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Translation: "Israel may be a genocidal apartheid regime, but you people tweeted at me, and that's just as bad"
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IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!
GitHub - IRS-Public/direct-file: Direct File
Direct File. Contribute to IRS-Public/direct-file development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
May 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!
I'm in the chaos dimension
May 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I'm in the chaos dimension
Genuinely surprised that the Houston Rockets' Wikipedia page still lists Tilman Fertitta as the owner instead of Stephen Curry
May 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Genuinely surprised that the Houston Rockets' Wikipedia page still lists Tilman Fertitta as the owner instead of Stephen Curry
I wish Walk the Moon were remembered for anything other than Shut Up and Dance. Those guys had some bangers.
May 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I wish Walk the Moon were remembered for anything other than Shut Up and Dance. Those guys had some bangers.
On the phone with a hospital and the hold voice said they're helping other customers. Not patients or clients, customers. I love being an American
May 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On the phone with a hospital and the hold voice said they're helping other customers. Not patients or clients, customers. I love being an American
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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"A new disease registry is being launched to track Americans with autism" 😳
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"A new disease registry is being launched to track Americans with autism" 😳
Wow I can't believe JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow I can't believe JD Vance killed the pope
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RIP Pope Francis thank you for teaching me the word frociaggine
April 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
RIP Pope Francis thank you for teaching me the word frociaggine
It's easy to believe that autistic people never play sports, go on dates, or pay taxes when the only autistic person you've ever met is Elon Musk
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's easy to believe that autistic people never play sports, go on dates, or pay taxes when the only autistic person you've ever met is Elon Musk