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Lizzy Boredom
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You see me now, a veteran
of a thousand console wars

You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.
If you’re going to hell, keep going.
I always thought it was low key funny that FPGA cores have the file extension RBF given you know… the developers.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
ALT: boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How far do I have to get in this game before I feel like it’s started? So far I’m not liking it as much as V and if that keeps going I feel like I’m going to have the hottest take in all of gaming.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Persons 5 ruined gaming.
🤔 I've actually thought about this before. For big games I know will have DLC, I often wait for the final version...

Any merit to this, in your opinion?
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone should make a video game that combines these two great ideas for a main character.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Java programming depressing af
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now, and seal your fate
at thanksgiving, being urged to explain what felching is
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Chrono Trigger guy liked FFX.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
wired: corn pudding and soft pretzel stuffing

tired: narcing on your cousins
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
In the land of Mordor in the fires of Mt Doom…
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This can be seen as a metaphor for violence or harm done out of prejudice towards ‘the other’ who is seen (wrongly) as evoking fear because they appear threatening, because they are different

Note the use of ‘she’ in the final lines & the short lines that slow the poem down

#poetry
#poemoftheday
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hannibal Lecter was not even in an asylum. They’re not even movie smart.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh cool new stuff to argue about just dropped. I’m on the other side. I think old games are fine but the point of the remaster is to fix these things. Otherwise, just play the old one.
God I hate remaster/remake culture. Losing my mind at how many reviews/comments I've seen that complain about the vertex jitter in the new version of R-Type Delta.

"Wobbly polygons" are part of the charm, aesthetic, and visual identity of PS1 games.

Old games are *supposed to look old*.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I try to respect other faiths but I just don’t understand why people put mac and cheese in the oven to bake.
Here’s my sincere advice for tomorrow. You’re absolutely wasting your time to try to beat these. Just focus on other dishes if you want to make something from scratch.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Seen on Reddit:

"42 is just old people 6 7"

And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It’s really rubbing me the wrong way that tech companies want to call it “hoarding” that some people aren’t buying new devices. Not acquiring more stuff is the opposite of hoarding.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do you partake in my one Thanksgiving tradition?
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Today’s viewing
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This should be March 14 every year.
WHAT IF

THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE

A DAY OF PIE

BREAKFAST PIE

SAVORY PIE

SWEET PIE

SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE

PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES

YOU SHALL CONSUME

YOU SHALL INGEST

YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO

BUT WAIT

THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here’s what you can do. Say the most kind thoughts you can about people who have less. Let them be forced to agree with you so that they’re the hypocrites. When you sit silently to try to be polite is when you feel bad. So don’t. Just say something nice about other people.
How I put up with with bigoted family at the holidays.

Step 1: I don't.

You don't have to, either.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was a fool for thinking we would go in the right direction after Matthew Shepard. People just love their electric car brand, witch book license, and reality tv show stars so much that the western world, including this political asshole in particular, has embraced hate.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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We are thankful to DeFlock.me for mapping automated license plate readers nationwide and standing up to bullying by surveillance vendor Flock Safety. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Anti-Surveillance Mapmaker Refuses Flock Safety's Cease and Desist
Flock Safety loves to crow about the thousands of local law enforcement agencies around the United States that have adopted its avian-themed automated license plate readers (ALPRs). But when a
www.eff.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Can anyone help me get a job as a grifter? I have experience arguing online.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It is a great time to see this movie, to encourage your relatives to see this movie, and to encourage any politician or member of the military to see this movie.
Great time to release a good old Nuremberg Trial movie
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM