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Sarcastic genX cat mom & doomer. Here for politics, pandemics, and climate collapse news. I swear a lot. Smash the patriarchy! Eat more plants.
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Flock sees you when you're sleeping
Flock knows when you're awake
Flock knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
67 people-tracking Flock cameras across the U.S. were live-streaming on the internet, easily accessible with no login needed, @404media.co & @bennjordan.bsky.social found.

We know of five compromised Flock cams in Colorado.

One belongs to Douglas County, and it's at an open space trailhead.
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Republican health plan is:

1: Don't get sick or hurt.
2: If hurt or sick, die quickly peasants
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Apple could tell iPhone users very clearly to expect some slowness and heat for a couple days or so while a new iOS update is indexing & other housekeeping — but I can only assume they don't because those symptoms trigger more people to update their hardware.
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
Crucial memory will soon be a memory itself as Micron abandons consumers in favor of AI data centers
The RAM crisis is just getting started.
www.pcgamer.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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If Trump tries to fight this, Costco will just open a 36 pack of Kirkland brand whoopass on him.
New in PN: Costco demands a refund from Trump

"One of the biggest importers in the country has entered the fray, at the risk of finding itself crosswise with the Trump administration. This is what happens when you let the president break the law for a little while."
Costco demands a refund from Trump
The mega-retailer is suing to get its tariff money back.
www.publicnotice.co
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that we're dealing with a very dangerous organized crime syndicate that's using unregulated AI videos, bot farms, algorithms, mass surveillance, data collection, etc. as weapons to turn us against each other while they pillage and plunder us
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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📌 Kudos Rachel Maddow for

breaking this down for us 🐥
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is the way
ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmarked cars with no uniforms or identification as law enforcement to abduct people, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Missiles...
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Diane Keaton 🖤
You Don't Own Me - Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn & Diane Keaton
YouTube video by decay21450
m.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...
ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team
Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.
www.wired.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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It’s all so depressing
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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War-ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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No more Chobani yogurt for me!!! 😡
#BoycottChobani
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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🙁 Jerry is leaving #BenAndJerrys (via @yobencohen.bsky.social)
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Caturday!
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM